The Cafe Watering Hole

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<p>You should all read Siddhartha by Hermann Hesse. I really like it, even though we overanalyze it in my silly ToK class.</p>

<p>No thank you.</p>

<p>I’m going to be Juno for Halloween and get a hip emo Canadian to follow me around looking annoyed. YES.</p>

<p>I could easily find you one.</p>

<p>Make sure they have Conor Oberst hair, or the effect just isn’t that great.</p>

<p>I despise graphing.</p>

<p>Conor Oberst hair is the opposite of Canada.</p>

<p>Apparently not.</p>

<p>[The</a> Face of Hope Yes We Can (hold babies).](<a href=“http://yeswecanholdbabies.■■■■■■■■■■■■■/2008/10/20/the-face-of-hope/]The”>http://yeswecanholdbabies.■■■■■■■■■■■■■/2008/10/20/the-face-of-hope/)</p>

<p>I want all graph paper to jump off a bridge.</p>

<p>That’s not nice. Think of all the trees.</p>

<p>Fine. All the recycled graph paper.</p>

<p>Mufasa.</p>

<p>That’s not nice either. Think of all the trees that were used to make the paper that was recycled. And then think of all the people and machines who recycled the paper.</p>

<p>You are being increasingly difficult.</p>

<p>5 graphs down, 9 to go.</p>

<p>You know, outside of Tennessee, there are graphing calculators.</p>

<p>This isn’t for math, difficult northerner.</p>

<p>Cause I’m a paper chaser. …</p>

<p>That song won’t leave my head, it’s so catchy despite that ridiculous sample at the beginning.</p>

<p>Right, it’s for 'rithmetic. You still have only three classes, right? The three Rs?</p>

<p>One of these days, yak, BANG straight to the moon.</p>

<p>Come sail away, come sail away with me</p>

<p>My French class has poisoned my mind and I see existentialist themes in everything.</p>

<p>That’s what you get.</p>

<p>My hand hurts.</p>

<p>I feel sick.</p>