<p>Pssh. Last year. Didn’t get nothing.</p>
<p>Maybe I’ll do it this year. Is there a rule about sending in previous work? Because my Canada essay was epic.</p>
<p>I don’t know, is it a lot of work? My teacher wants me to submit a short story I wrote. Oh, PM me the Canada essay right now.</p>
<p>Can I get some of that too???</p>
<p>Nah. I vaguely remember it. I was stressing about the envelope size, but other than that it was pretty easy. Just send it in with some stuff signed by your teacher.</p>
<p>Hello, kids.</p>
<p>who else is canadian?? I’m canadian too</p>
<p>My Canada essay is deliciously colberty, or so I say.</p>
<p>That’s one of the first things I thought. It was really good, you should send it to him as your resume to write for the show. In fact, that’s what you should do this summer, intern at The Colbert Report! I’m such a problem solver.</p>
<p>Because it would just be soooo convenient to take the train cross country everyday. </p>
<p>Colberty should be an ice cream flavor.</p>
<p>You’d get a loft in Williamsburg and live as a hipster for a summer, like, duh. They live without real jobs, I’m sure you’ll be able to do it to.</p>
<p>I’m halfway a hipster, anyway. It’s depressing.</p>
<p>And good night, eh, with the aboots and mounties and such.</p>
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<p>I’m Canadian, from Toronto. Where’re you from?</p>
<p>Also, the hipsters at my school live with real jobs. They all work at American Apparel, and when that isn’t enough to finance their silly spending, they take money from their snotty parents’ wallets.</p>
<p>The hipsters here live out of their parents’ wallets until they’re 25.</p>
<p>I’m hungry.</p>
<p>I actually live in the states, so I guess that’s not as fun. But I’m originally from Vancouver</p>
<p>Don’t worry. I didn’t do any homework yesterday. I just mostly figured out how to use the new satellite TV. I realized that I’d been watching too much TV when the news stories started to repeat themselves. So then I switched to regular shows.</p>
<p>I feel so much better today. Once I took my happy pill, I feel just fine. A little dizzy, perhaps, but it’s all good. Now I just need to write three newspaper articles, finish my accounting homework, and if I’m really ambitious, start writing my Kenyon essay.</p>
<p>I also just found out today that I need to put off any college visits until after Christmas because of money problems. Darn. Sometimes I wonder, what would it be like if I just stopped doing all this stuff? I would keep going to school and keep my job, but I’d cut out all the ECs and just apply to a couple of public colleges and forget it. My life would be so much easier.</p>
<p>I think I might use some of my leverage for the quiz team. Since I’m by far the highest-scoring member, I’ll just tell the coach that I can’t come to all the practices. Practicing for academic quiz is really stupid anyway. All she does is read questions from past matches and then we answer them. Stupid. So instead of going to a bunch of silly practices, I’ll go to work and make money. I like my job a lot more than I like quiz practice. I’ll still do the games, but I’m going to get out of every practice I can. It’s fun to just boss the coach around, since she’s so mean all the time. She’s a librarian, and librarians are never compassionate. But she would never take me off the team, because the team would lose. So I’ll use my snootiness to my benefit.</p>
<p>Looks like that ■■■■■ move by your tackle on Mike Brown cost you guys some points, snoop.</p>
<p>How bad and stupid is Rex Grossman?</p>
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<p>That bad.</p>
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<p>That stupid.</p>
<p>That’s pretty hardcore.</p>
<p>I’m going to die.</p>
<p>What is wrong with the CC Cafe? I don’t remember it always being a hotbed of hatred.</p>
<p>I actually got a lot accomplished this afternoon. But I didn’t start on my Kenyon essay.</p>
<p>I think that people here are far too interested in pointless arguments about politics and religion. I don’t personally think it’s that big of a deal when discuss either of those, but it’s definitely amazing to note that CCers always have trouble accepting the validity of differing opinions. And I think all posts related to religion should just be banned, because, seriously, what someone chooses to believe really doesn’t concern or affect anyone else.</p>