The Democrats' Secret Plan

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<p>An open letter to conservatives from Howard Dean:</p>

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<a href=“http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2006/10/its_the_homos_s_1.html[/url]”>http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2006/10/its_the_homos_s_1.html&lt;/a&gt;
When IowaHawk’s on, he’s really on.</p>

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<p>This guy is the Democratic National Committee Chairman? What an ignorant, pompous, rude you-know-what. With a mouthpiece like this guy, it’s a wonder ANYone is involved in politics. How can anyone who writes such things have any credibility?</p>

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<p>Iowahawk is a very clever parodist. It’s a joke!</p>

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<p>can I like[nascar](<a href=“http://www.kaseykahne.com/”>http://www.kaseykahne.com/&lt;/a&gt;) and still be a liberal?</p>

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<p>Hook, line, and sinker! :p</p>

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<p>“can I like nascar and still be a liberal?”</p>

<p>Tough call…but you’re good as a red-neck!</p>

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<p>*can I like nascar and still be a liberal?"</p>

<p>Tough call…but your good as a red-neck!*</p>

<p>Well my ancestors were Hillbillies! ( scots-irish from the Appalachians)</p>

<p>Isnt that where nascar got started?
<a href=“http://www.jameswebb.com/articles/parade/bornfighting.htm[/url]”>http://www.jameswebb.com/articles/parade/bornfighting.htm&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>OK, I fell for it but then I’m blonde and am known far and wide for my gullibility. If I repeat “no more gullibility!” enough times, will it go away???</p>

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<p>Well, there is a grain of truth.</p>

<p>Three more weeks, and then we have Speaker Pelosi. ;)</p>

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<p>The gay Republican AIDS cooties
Didn’t give it away? :D</p>

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<p>Emeraldkitty!!! Are you a NASCAR fan? </p>

<p>Assuming you are, who’s your driver?</p>

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<p>And Nancy wants to “reach out to you in a completely non-gay way.”</p>

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<p>She’s likely to embrace Denny, even if he turns out to be gay.</p>

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<p>I thought I gave it away earlier
I like Kasey Kahne
He not only is from my area
( Enumclaw is just a bit southeast of Seattle)
But he seems like a talented & charming young man
( I am not your typical Nascar fan- I did meet my husband( 30 years ago) at a street drag race- but I became interested after reading a Sharyn McCrumb book [St. Dale](<a href=“http://www.sharynmccrumb.com/st_dale.html”>http://www.sharynmccrumb.com/st_dale.html&lt;/a&gt;))</p>

<p>And I just started asking them to turn the races on at the gym- and there ya go!
He is doing pretty well too- although I still have a lot to learn about the sport- but I am a little disenchanted with baseball since our local team has been struggling so much- however- Lou Pinella is taking over the Cubs so I may root for them :)</p>

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<p>Kasey Kahne is cute as buttons, isn’t he? I’m a Harvick fan, myself.</p>

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<p>All this NASCAR talk reminds me of my very favorite IowaHawk masterpiece, the one about the NASCAR moms gettin’ together to “git 'er done” by forming a group to aid NYC victims of “Mommy Madness.”</p>

<p><a href=“http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2005/02/aid_pours_in_fo_1.html[/url]”>http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2005/02/aid_pours_in_fo_1.html&lt;/a&gt;

This one is very CC appropriate–a generic commencement speech for the college of your choice (you fill in the blanks).
<a href=“http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2004/05/hail_to_thee_na.html[/url]”>http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2004/05/hail_to_thee_na.html&lt;/a&gt;

And of course, this one about the surprise leader in the Democratic presidential primary campaign last time around:
<a href=“http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2003/12/us_forces_captu.html[/url]”>http://iowahawk.typepad.com/iowahawk/2003/12/us_forces_captu.html&lt;/a&gt;

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<p>Hmmm. Interesting that the ONLY source for this crap is some web site called iowahawk.com. Yeah. Sounds real to me.</p>

<p>Poor driver et al. Do you guys honestly think GWB is a GOOD president? It really is unfathomable.</p>

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<p>I always love Iowahawk’s paraodies - he’s terrific!</p>

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<p>Re: Brandon’s mom—Tammy Jo—is that you, hon?!!</p>

<p>Weenie, Tookie made an honest mistake, but this is beyond gullible. Open your mind to parody; you’ll be a better, happier person for it. </p>

<p>IowaHawk is not a place for screechy humorless people, of either party. Dave Burge is not always on his game, but when he’s not busy drinking beer and building hotrods out there in the heartlands, he’s one of the best writers U of I has ever produced, in the humor vein. :)</p>

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<p>driver</p>

<p>Nope, not Tammy Jo - not even close! lol</p>