The Indian Thread (TiT) # 14

<p>hehe too funny there , will tell u mine too i guess coz after reading all this i can say only one thing :::;</p>

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<p>Mine sort of almost same case too… infact a couple more
AND u ARE TOOOOOOOOOOO TENSED …really… give ur sat this sat and CHILLLL …take an ice bath… walk on burning flame… eat dead barks of tree or jump like a monkey…
it will calm u down … u are way too tense …and it kills i know</p>

<p>Btw if u just noticed the last page just has 2 posters posting… dont try guesing the names</p>

<p>hehe i think vampiro and i am in the same position!!..i am also waaaaay too tensed after my dismal sat I…so much pressure to do well in sat II…btw i was also reallllllllllllly ****ed by the Bitsat and Ntu thing!!..</p>

<p>man you’d be tense too…if you hadn’t slept properly in a month.
…take an ice bath. hmmm interesting should spice things up as its almost winter and I live in Dehra Dun.
eat dead barks of tree …Hats off for the unconventionality there.</p>

<p>um, what ntu 10th percentage?</p>

<p>i got 85.2 in my 10 boards, and they let me write the exam…(last year)
and i dont remeber them specifying a cutoff…</p>

<p>SM i just can’t sleep!!..its so unusual for my body to sleep so early…will give it another try in 5 mins!!</p>

<p>waise bhi…I dont want to go to spore.
Sale chinki bekaar mein yahan ka saara talent chura rahe hain. They are not that great relating to the talent they ask for.</p>

<p>all hail shash. welcome back…how are things at IITK.
and well as from my school lot of big %aged fers apply they usually just call the ones with good%.</p>

<p>yup right there … even i heard that NTU dosnt encourage but says u may be selected …Also i got an email that stated that if i cleared and then got atleast 90 % in class 12 since i didnt in 10 i wud get in …</p>

<p>Vampior to tell u all… my average time of sleep is 2:30 Am… though now it is quite a habit
and really ENJOY</p>

<p>i got an 87 but they didnt let me sit for it!!</p>

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<p>muahahaha what an evil long post.</p>

<p>things in iitk are just as usual (dont ask what the usual is. you definitely dont wanna know)</p>

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apply anyway. the application requires you to list your ecs and stuff too so maybe could could get through. also include your sat score. you wont have to send them an official report anyway. the ntu application also cost way less than that to most us univs.</p>

<p>ok maybe ntu has changed some procedure. i got 85.2 in 10th, 85.4 in 12th and got in. in fact, i also attended the SIA-NOL scholarship interview (got screwed there, but for other logistical reasons, which, again, you dont want to know)</p>

<p>and by consensus, it seems being an nts scholar carries loads of weight in spore. ntu atleast. so if any of you is an nts scholar, i suggest you apply irrespective of your board %age, if you want to go there.</p>

<p>i am laughing like anything… lol… cant stop laughing</p>

<p>LOVELY</p>

<p>REALLY</p>

<p>kudos to whoevr is the writer and vamprio for sharing</p>

<p>HATS OFF BY SMARTMIND for the tone and content</p>

<p>and how is the entrance test…</p>

<p>AWESOMELY TOUgh…but if u r prep for IIT it wud be same as IIT MAINS WAS B4</p>

<p>the writer is MIT adcomm bryan Nance</p>

<p>hello sunshine. Tough as IIT main that is insane. i’ll never get thru that.</p>

<p>amazing one from an amazng Guy</p>

<p>But i have some reservation on what he calls flashback…he says there that dont write ypothetical ones for future and stuff… u sure can write abt what really happened …</p>

<p>some1 just posted on CC</p>

<p>44% of Harvard 's class of 2005 has SAT lower than 1400 …crazy right…but maybe</p>