<p>I gotta say I’m a 0. Nope, no homosexual thoughts. Ever. Not that there’s anything wrong with homosexuality, I just am a complete and utter heterotrophe. I mean, sure, I’ve had my buttocks slapped by many a guy, but I never got any sexual pleasure from it. It’s like a handshake to me. </p>
<p>Personally, I could go for an butt-slap being the next generation’s form of greeting. A crotch-slap, maybe not. That’s painful.</p>