<p>Amidst the spamming season, I, Spectrum303, proclaim the one sentence story thread. Rhyme time, sarcasm spasm, resounding assonance, and awesome attempts at alliteration are all a-welcome. </p>
<li>Note the existance of “paragraphs”. </li>
<li>Break up the story into chapters every ~ 1000 words. EVERY CHAPTER SHALL HAVE A NEW sub-TITLE.</li>
<li>Use big words.</li>
<li>Quote CCers.</li>
<li>Parody famous works.</li>
<li>Be humorous.</li>
<li>Be subtle in cases of “inappropriate” material.</li>
<li>No thread hijacking pretty please.</li>
<li>The title of the book is “Spectrum”
** You are entitled to complete the last sentence, and create the first word/phrase of the next one.</li>
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<p>I shall begin the first THREE sentences:</p>
<p>Chapter 1. How Spectrum Re-invented Himself</p>
<p>The night lighted at exactly 9:42 PM. The time had come for the last supper. As the limo silently slipped into the deep forest, the sniper followed from above. The Soviet Union</p>