<p>Why are soft drinks called “soft drinks?”
Why is it 
instead of :b? (edit: : p)</p>
<p>I ask everything</p>
<p>To answer your questions, it’s because “hard drinks” are ones with alcohol. ie. Mike’s hard lemonade.</p>
<p>Does anyone else have a weird lump under the front part of your chin? I’m concerned, haha.</p>
<p>^^ that is why I :b</p>
<p>Why does my left testicle hang lower than the right? (I hope this isn’t against the TOS…it’s a legitimate medical question)</p>
<p>^I thought you were a girl…</p>
<p>^^ you’re a mutant</p>
<p>I did too :O</p>
<p>No, I am indeed male. Is it good that I am perceived as a girl or should I start making more sexual references?</p>
<p>I was widely thought to be a girl. It’s probably what all the cool people have happen</p>
<p>The lumps under your chin are your lymph nodes… That’s why when you go to the doctor they feel under your chin.</p>
<p>^^^I initially thought you were a girl, but I realized you were a guy fairly quickly. +1 to me.</p>
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<p>Well, I just learned something new.</p>
<p>It’s kind of alarming that no one has anything to say about my left testicle…</p>
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<p>Yayyyyyyy 
Every time I did a google search for those kinds of things I was taken to sites that got me distracted</p>
<p>wait, CAP is a guy??? that’s… shocking…</p>
<p>nothing more to add. carry on.</p>
<p>^You mean CPA? I always thought him to be male - couldn’t imagine a different gender. :O</p>
<p>^ CAP is faster to type and looks cooler than CPA.</p>
<p>^I respectfully disagree on the second count.</p>