<p>I’m interested in majoring in that. Any advice?</p>
<p>I won a gold medal in it just like half an hour ago. Well, it was actually the Siberian combined: half underwater basket weaving, half ice fishing. Remember, technique is everything.</p>
<p>^WOW. Is that a major hook for top UWL colleges (HYP)?</p>
<p>I honestly thought you were serious…and i was interested. thanks for letting me down</p>
<p>I’m thinking that my school should start an AP Underwater Basketweaving class… I’ll be the first to sign up for it. Seriously.</p>
<p>^ i would too</p>
<p>^^^Maybe I am. 
^^No, there’s an IB course for that though.</p>
<p>maybe we should hire proleteriat… I can’t weave baskets, but I’ve seen people ice fishing. do you think that’ll count as enough past experience to qualify for the class? do I have to take a placement exam? I mean, I’ll settle for regular level underwater basketweaving…</p>
<p>Something amusing copied from wikipedia…</p>
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<p>^ahhh, I knew I should’ve applied there.</p>
<p>I took an Underwater SAT Prep Class over the summer. Major hook for HYPDCCP?</p>
<p>I started a service club that spreads the art of underwater basketweaving to underprivileged children. I was going to write about it for the common app personal essay.</p>
<p>My parents are mad at me for spending all my time practicing for the Underwater Basket Weaving Olympics. They don’t get that it’s my passion, my * art * . I’m going to be immrotal for this one day, and they just. don’t. get. it. What do I dooooo?</p>
<p>^ Wait it out. Keep practicing underwater basket weaving. I know it’ll take you far one day. Shut your ears and continue along this path; follow your dreams.</p>
<p>I believe in you.</p>
<p>To be honest underwater basket weaving sounds WAY more hardcore than regular basket weaving.</p>
<p>Must the basketweaving be done under water?
What about outer space basket weaving?</p>
<p>^^It is. 
^Technology for that is still being developed. NASA astronauts are practicing it.</p>
<p>What is this from again? I know I’ve read this before… Is it like PR?</p>
<p>[Underwater</a> basket weaving - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia](<a href=“Underwater basket weaving - Wikipedia”>Underwater basket weaving - Wikipedia)</p>
<p>Come to Reed. If you pass the extremely tough “quals” or Junior Qualifying Examinations, you can end up writing your thesis in Underwater Basket Weaving. Unfortunately, I hear that most people don’t make it past the “quals” and “UWB” majors end up with an average of -1.5 GPAs. It’s still worth it though-grad schools love Reedies who majored in Underwater Basket Weaving more than ordinary Reedies.</p>