@FrenchieXX that’s crazy. I’m glad my school doesn’t have so many crazy people in it. Earlier this year my friend brought a skillet and plugged it into an outlet in the hallway during lunch (We always eat in the hallway cause the cafeteria is so crowded). We mixed batter and made pancakes. It kind of started a trend. I saw other people doing it after we did.
My freshman year I was in art class when our school secretary came on the announcements and told us there was a wild animal on the loose. My teacher closes and locks the doors but none of us hide and we all just crammed against it anyway to look out (my school is super old if there had been an actual dangerous animal or something we’d be goners.) And then we hear the Jaws sound track blasting from the hallway and these two seniors go by with a fake shark on a string toy and it was the weirdest, failed senior prank ever to happen.
We had naked people protest outside of our school. L
^Were they hot at least? @Annl233
@ZucchiniSoup Hah!
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Background: My school used to have this weird 30 minute period after 2nd period where you could sign up for fun little courses for the quarter (not for a grade, they were mostly a joke but some were interesting; classical movies, fun science experiments, paranormal studies, etc.). I had a “study hall” for ap chem, which in reality was like 4 people in the class just hanging out.
The teacher was a bit cray (more on that later) and attracted all sorts of “trouble makers”…and one day we started to smell something really bad halfway through the period. We look around, and the teacher finds toilet paper with excrement on it. Turns out someone tracked it down the hallway from the bathroom and walked in the class for a moment while roaming the halls. -
Aforementioned teacher was in like her 2nd/3rd year of ever teaching and hadn’t ever taught ap level chem. She was hired because she used to actually be a chemist and they thought she would do well. Hint: she didn’t. She was emotionally unstable (still can’t decide if it’s bc of a nasty divorce or if it’s what caused the divorce) and didn’t know anything about what we were doing. All but 3 people failed the exam. Even the valedictorian got a 1.
Less than a month into the next school year the school find out she was partying with high schoolers and doing drugs/huffing air horns (apparently that’s a thing). She refused to do a drug test and quit before they could fire her. -
This rather strange kid who was always carrying around a banana ran up to my econ teacher and literally jumped on him. It hurt his back. That’s how he taught us about worker’s comp.
A frog showed up in the toilet once. Yeah…I got nothin’. :-/
Not having the balls to ask this 1 girl out from another school
One of my math teachers was a goat farmer who liked bringing in baby goats in diapers to class. We didn’t really learn much, but one of them tried to eat her teacher’s certificate.
@deepseafish
I say, that’s a baaaaaaaaaaaad teacher!
As for my school, there’s a multi-floor “lobby” area, and a window on the upper floor just fell out.
Not having the balls to ask out this one feminine biological counterpart from another school. She was too bad, made all the other girls side B’s. Too much regret wish I have a second chance
Well, actually, this past Monday someone broke into the Biology lab. Inside of the lab, there is usually old bones of animals that we can examine. Well, someone broke into the lab, took the skulls, and hid them throughout the school. It was pretty weird, especially when one was in my friend’s locker. It was also hilarious when one was put on someone’s food. 
Fun times.
My math teacher made a human pulley/swing today and hung it from the rafters. It was awesome. You could sit on it and use a rope to pull yourself up then let yourself down.
One time a homeless man came into our auditorium and stayed there for a few days without anyone knowing.
My English teacher was telling us that one time at the school-wide poetry competition, a kid got up to recite his poen, opened his mouth, and made chicken noises instead of reciting his poem.
As an apology to the teacher running the competition, he had to join the tennis team (which said teacher is head coach of) that year.
Kid showed up to chorale in 6th period high. Got suspended. The week he got back he shows up high again. He gets suspended and assigned a court hearing. Somehow 5-6 other students get caught for use of weed within a day or two. Who gets caught for smoking weed before class, gets suspended, and does it again? Did I mention my high school has a great rating…
(i) A student once chased a goose outside until it flew into a transformer and shut off all of the power in the school for a good half hour.
(ii) There was an earthquake during my freshman orientation
In elementary school, we had to switch classes for math; in my math class, which was next door to my regular class, we built paper towers. At one point, some fell dow, but we attributed that to construction. The earthquake alarm went off, but we thought it was a drill. We later learned there had been an earthquake that had put a crack in the wall of my regular class; everyone there had felt the shaking quite vividly.
Somebody threw about 50 nickels at a kids face and it started a fight. (Not sure why 2 handfuls of nickels)
Then my friend comes wheeling down the hall in his Heeleys (yes the shoe) and smashes right into the fight on accident.
At the end if the day my friend got in trouble for wearing Heeleys, but the kids in the fight went free.
This happened on Wednesday and I had a front row seat
Almost forgot - there was this one scandal where this girl left school during her study hall hours to go be picked up by a 50-year-old man and have sex in his car. It was weird because they met on a dating website and he was generally a well-regarded man in our community. Ever since then, the teachers have been crazy about letting us go to the bathroom or do things during our study hall period.