<p>So supposedly, there’s 72 virgins in Muslim heaven.</p>
<p>So why must they be virgin?</p>
<p>What if I was gay? What would heaven then contain?</p>
<p>And what am I supposed to do with them? Why does 72 virgins make heaven more exciting than, say, gorging on food without ever getting fat?</p>
<p>Also, are the virgins Arabic? Could they be Asian or black???</p>
<p>Some people may find this offensive.</p>
<p>uhh they’re certainly legit questions o_0</p>
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Traditionally valued traits in women, showing that they are having sex for the first time.</p>
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Irrelevant, Islamic fundamentalists that promise the 72 virgins would say that gays are evil and can’t go to heaven. Otherwise, I suppose you would be turned straight or provided with male virgins.</p>
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…Have a talk with your parents.</p>
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I suppose they’d let you have that, too.</p>
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Personal preference, I’d assume.</p>
<p>72 virgins, hahaha.
Why are the 72 virgins there. You can’t (you know) them all in one night.</p>
<p>I believe that everyone who did good in this world will go to the same place of joy and happiness, regardless of religion.</p>
<p>because i already gorge on food and dont get fat</p>
<p>^your name begs to differ.</p>
<p>Dude, give me 72 virgins (that are completely and totally subservient to me) and I AM in heaven. The Muslims got it right.</p>
<p>^What if you got 72 ugly virgins?</p>
<p>It’s all pink brah</p>
<p>I’ve been in Muslim heaven before.</p>
<p>:)</p>
<p>jk lol</p>
<p>I’ve been in Muslim heaven before.</p>
<p>:)</p>
<p>jk lol</p>
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<p>Only Arabic, that’s why there are no Asian or black Muslims.</p>
<p>jesus im sorry about my double post. D:</p>
<p>@emorylegacy: your joking right? So all the African Muslims don’t count?</p>
<p>@Hoping</p>
<p>My mom is an Indonesian Muslim lawlz</p>
<p>Hahahahaha, ok, I was really worried, cuz my grandpa is a Nigerian muslim</p>