What Is Your Food Crime?

I don’t think that is unusual at all! Mustard on soft or hard pretzels is how I learned to eat them !

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I prefer my ice cream melted. Milkshakes all the way.

I also drink flavored coffee (vanilla or chocolate) with lots of cream (no sugar). My husband says I don’t actually drink coffee.

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I enjoy ice cream, but it must remain frozen – when it gets melty/melted, it can make me gag, so I will throw away the melted portion. There is one caveat to this: if there is a delicious melting agent on the ice cream causing it to melt, like hot fudge, I will eat even the melted ice cream. But if it’s melted because it’s just sitting around, I won’t touch the melted portion. (I’m weird; this is just the tip of the iceberg…)

Also: I know that a lot of people like cold pizza, but I am not one of them. I will nuke it for 30-60 seconds before devouring it.

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On an early date my now-husband made me “Thai peanut noodles.”

Friends, he made a box of Kraft Mac and Cheese - complete with the orange powder - and stirred in chunky peanut butter and called it done.

I couldn’t eat it. We went out for subway instead. Unsurprisingly, I do all the cooking in our relationship.

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Other parts of the country seem to think it’s weird. I think it’s completely the only way to eat them!

But…I’ve never dipped them in water ice!

You mean that’s a bad thing? :wink:
I did that as a kid, too.

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Also, I live in CA now and absolutely cannot get an ice cream soda made with selzer. They can only offer sprite or other sweetened sodas. To me that’s a total food crime – but not one I indulge in!

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Yeah, that would be a hard pass. lol

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I can’t stand ketchup and never eat it. Some will think that is a crime.

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Mine isn’t mixing food, but I prefer to eat my pizza by eating all the topping off first, then folding and eating the bread/sauce. If there are some toppings left over, that’s fine. But in general, I always pull them off first.

However, I only do this when I eat solo or with my family of 4. In social settings I will eat it like a normal human.

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An old Zits comic strip that i have never forgotten refers to the main character’s coffee order as a candy bar in a cup!

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When I was a kid, I’d pour Rice Krispies in a bowl, add milk, and then add a layer of sugar. I’d eat all the sugar, then add more sugar. Rinse and repeat. Occasionally I’d get a Rice Krispy by mistake.

But I’m a big girl now. I add butter, cinnamon and sugar to alphabet noodles. That’s my comfort food.

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When I was a kid, one of my favorite lunches was a sandwich of potted meat (similar to deviled ham spread) with chunked pickles on top.

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In high school my lunch was a ziplock of dried beef slices. I added mustard. Mind you this was completely by choice.

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D2’s boyfriend eats cold, dry cereal with warm milk. That kind of gags me! He insists it’s not trying to be oatmeal!

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I used to think I was the only person in the world who likes chunky peanut butter and crisp bacon on hot toast for breakfast. (So much fat!), but weirdly a friend of mine ( who’s a dietitian) also grew up eating the same thing and still loves it.

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Isn’t that the way you’re supposed to eat soft pretzels? It’s always how we ate them in my family.

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Not if you dislike yellow mustard, as I do. (Oops. I guess that’s weird to many.)

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According to some people, the fact that I like my steak medium-well is a crime :roll_eyes:

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Not sure about the US as I don’t really eat cereal in hotels anymore, but when I was growing up elsewhere hotels would often put warm milk out with the (cold*) cereal. (Of course, it’s also almost impossible to get warm milk for coffee in the US whereas it’s often the norm elsewhere.) anyway, so I don’t find warm milk with cereal odd at all.

*many other places “cereal” is always dry and cold. What Americans call hot cereal is called porridge.