The Amazing Race.It would be so much fun to travel to some of those places. My only hesitancy would be that if I am hungry and we were lost, I can pretty much guarantee I would be swearing at my husband. I might not be able to show my face around town, much less church, so maybe never mind. I’ll just stay home and watch the rest of you.
If I could cook, I’d love to be on Top Chef. Alias, I couldn’t make it thru any auditions, not evenNaked and Afraid
I think I’d actually do pretty well on AR with H except for the IKEA furniture challenge. One of us would have to go to a corner and just wait until help was asked for… like actually reading the directions.
Otherwise our strengths and weaknesses balance very well. And if we lost early? All the better maybe —we’d definitely have a fun dinner.
Those Real wives of whatever are sort of odd. Nobody are actually friends. But since all they seem to do is eat,drink, go expensive places…I think I could sign up for a couple months. I’ll be the “poor” one!
Survivor has too many bugs. No thanks.
Not a competition, but I really wanted to be on What Not to Wear!
Years ago my girls threatened multiple times that they were going to get me on What Not to Wear. That was in their not-so-nice years.?
Not qualified, but if I were: Project Runway or Top Chef or Great British Baking. I’d do AR or Survivor — applied for survivor 157 years ago. Too creaky now.
I can say what I DONT want to be on! And that’s any paranormal “I have ghosts” shows. No thanks!
I agree @gouf78 - I would never sleep again!
I would love to be nominated for Queer Eye. Five sweet men would redecorate and reorganize my home, help me to find flattering clothes, teach me a fun and healthy recipe, and would help to boost my self confidence. Sign me up.
Runner up: Amazing Race with my sister. The show is long overdue for a couple of middle aged women who know how to laugh and have a good time.
If she turned me down, I’d ask @intparent or @Lindagaf A CC team is also long overdue.
Yeah, I can’t even watch that show without feeling itchy. Hard for me imagine how they get people to volunteer for that.
People like their 5 minutes of fame.
I’ve wonder d how HGTV shows include obnoxious home buyers etc., but I’ve beeen told the producers such folk make for good TV
Ahhh! Top Chef! Just for fun, that would be fun - I’d like to see how I did under that pressure. That’s a show I’d LOVE to watch from behind a camera! (I am also always envious of the judges for getting to try so much amazing food!
There is one old show I would have loved to be on… just to lose quickly so I could flip the judges a bird on the way out. 
Anybody want to be a greenhorn on the Deadliest Catch?
Happy to EAT the deadliest catch but no interest in catching em!
Nope. Not even a little bit. I spend enough time on and around boats that I know how those guys - and the entire boat - smells. And it’s not good. Pretty sure we can smell them through the screen sometimes and watching them crowd around the crew mess to eat…gak.
The Amazing Race, but I don’t know who I could partner with to eat the gross stuff.
Any show that involves eating gross stuff or crawling through manure - I am out. 
If I were a Brit, It would be the Great British Baking Show, hands down!
I’d do Trading Spaces if I could pick the designer but with my luck I’d have hay on my walls…