Off topic, but we moved to AZ when ChoatieKid was two and bought a house with these amazing golden barrel cactuses in the front yard that look like round, spikey tuffets:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2a/Golden_Barrel_Cactus_Echinocactus_grusonii.jpg
I told CK that if he misbehaved, he would have to sit on the “timeout cactus.”