What would happen if Abe Lincoln woke up from the grave?

<p>And examined the world around him? Would he be shocked? How would he react?</p>

<p>Wut about George Washington? Ben Franklin? Stalin?</p>

<p>Dr. King? Tupac? Hitler?</p>

<p>This is such a useless question…</p>

<p>He’d be scratching at the lid of his coffin.</p>

<p>He’d go back to sleep!</p>

<p>Abe Lincoln isn’t asleep, he’s dead. He can’t wake up.</p>

<p>Abe Lincoln would be ticked cause they changed his penny and made it look like fake money.</p>

<p>People would just think that it was someone who dressed up as Lincoln for Halloween. And if they video taped it and posted it on Youtube, most comments would be “Fake and gay”.</p>

<p>“Imma kill that John Wilkes Booth mother ****er”</p>

<p>He would smell bad.</p>

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<p>I’m pretty sure most comments would be far more offensive than that.</p>

<p>What about my man Thomas jefferson, or my dude James Madison?</p>