<p>There was a joke thread a few years back, but I can’t find i. Could use a few laughs. So, whats your favorite? Tasteless jokes are fine :)</p>
<p>Tampa Bay Buccaneers.</p>
<p>Buc’s poor play this season reminds me of funny story when Buc’s first coach, John MacKay, was asked by a reporter after another losing game what he thought about the team’s execution…Coach MacKay replied without hesitation or a blink of an eye: " I’m for it."</p>
<p>Thanks, lizard. Seems so far you are the only one here with a sense of humor :-S </p>
<p>What do you do when you are walking down the street and your toe falls off?</p>
<p>I don’t have a favorite, but jokes about German sausages are the wurst. :)) </p>
<p>Two penguins are standing on an ice floe. One turns to the other and says, “Are you wearing a tuxedo?” He responds, “How do you know I’m not?” </p>
<p>Incredibly stupid joke but it sticks with you. </p>
<p>Sometime around 1980 my mother called me and said, “You know that joke about Red Riding Hood I told you?”
I said, “Yes?”
She said, “Don’t tell it to anyone! Your father just explained the punch line to me.”</p>
<p>(It was a really dirty joke.)</p>
<p>What do you call a bear with no teeth?</p>
<p>A Gummy Bear!</p>
<p>A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician are sitting in a street café watching people entering and leaving the house on the other side of the street. First they see two people entering the house. Time passes. After a while they notice three people leaving the house. </p>
<p>The physicist says, “The measurement wasn’t accurate.” </p>
<p>The biologist says, “They must have reproduced.” </p>
<p>The mathematician says, "If one more person enters the house then it will be empty.</p>
<p>A biologist, a chemist, and a statistician go hunting. The biologist takes a shot at a deer, and misses 5 feet to the left. The chemist takes a shot at the same deer, and misses 5 feet to the right. The statistician yells, “Yeah, we got 'em!”</p>
<p>Two elderly ladies, Edna and Shirley, are out for a drive. Shirley gets worried when Edna breezes right through a red light. A little later, Edna runs a second red light. As they’re approaching a third red light, Shirley says, “Watch out, Edna - the light is red.” To which Edna says, “My God - am I driving?!?”</p>
<p>I’m still thinking about the penguins.</p>
<p>What do a tornado and a working-class divorce in Kentucky have in common? </p>
<p>Somebody’s going to lose a trailer home…</p>
<p>^ You know you’re a redneck when your pickup truck has curtains but your trailer-home doesn’t.</p>
<p>What’s green and hops from bed to bed? Prosti-toad.</p>
<p>An elderly man goes to his doctor for a physical. The nurse says, “Mr. Jones – I’m going to need a blood sample, urine sample, semen sample and stool specimen.”</p>
<p>Mr. Jones: “Eh – I’ll just give you my underwear.”</p>
<p>Sad, I have been trying to think of a joke to post for 2 hours now and can’t think of one that won’t get me banned! :-S </p>
<p>What did the loafers say to the pants?</p>
<p>What’s up, britches???</p>
<p>Perhaps not the best but the one I always remember:</p>
<p>An American Indian goes to therapy and he walks in he tells the doc “Doc, I can’t decide if I’m a Wigwam or a Tee Pee.” “Sit, down, you’re two tents.” </p>