Which University will look the best on my grave stone?

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<p>When I die, I’d like to take a little piece of prestige into the grave with me. I want to leave an image of pretentious elitism for all of my family and friends to see. Which university off of US News Rankings will allow me to achieve this goal?</p>

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<p>It’s kind of sad that you’re already writing your epitaph.</p>

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<p>This is quite disturbing</p>

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<p>LOL best laugh I’ve had all day…</p>

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<p>I’m guessing this was sarcastic.</p>

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<p>University of Minnesota Department of Mortuary Science</p>

<p>[Academics</a> - MED - Mortuary Science Program, University of Minnesota](<a href=“http://www.med.umn.edu/mortsci/academics/home.html]Academics”>http://www.med.umn.edu/mortsci/academics/home.html)</p>

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<p>University of Phoenix. I find the symbolism ironic.</p>

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<p>Hon, you better hope that whatever epitaph you leave is the one that made you most proud throughout your life. I hope that getting into a top school at 18 is not the pinnacle of your life.</p>

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<p>Thanks, fancyfeast. I think we all needed a humorous wake-up call.</p>

<p>and to those of you who took this thread seriously - go read A Modest Proposal.</p>

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<p>Hahahahaha yes! Fantastic.</p>

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<p>If Boise State ever gets a JD program</p>

<p>JD-BSU</p>

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<p>I think that Transylvania University would be quite fitting for a gravestone. ;)</p>

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<p>Slippery Rock?</p>

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<p>Everything but Indiana.</p>

<p>[University</a> questions responsibility for vandalized gravestones | Campus | Indiana Daily Student](<a href=“http://www.idsnews.com/news/story.aspx?id=77423&search=stone&section=search]University”>http://www.idsnews.com/news/story.aspx?id=77423&search=stone&section=search)</p>

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<p>Schmaltz, you cheeky devil.</p>

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<p>Hehe! That is why I love CC. I am fairly certain the OP was being sarcastic. At any rate, I should hope that what one accomplishes between the age of 22 and their death far outshines what one accomplishes between the age of 18 and 22. (i.e., community hero, loving parent etc…).</p>

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<p>Nobody ever goes to the cemetery, good luck with that! :)</p>

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<p>I think people will be most impressed if you were able to accomplish great things in life WITHOUT going to university! So you should not go to university and then write…</p>

<p>Alma Mater: None was good enough for me.</p>

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<p>RPI</p>

<p>10 char</p>

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<p>Well, Thomas Jefferson thought it would be UVA. :)</p>