Who likes Tom Lehrer?

Pre-College Topics High School Life
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<p>I’m listening to him right now and he is amazing.</p>

<p>since I still appreciate you
let’s find love while we may
because I know I’ll hate you
when you are old and gray
so say you love me here and now
I’ll make the most of that
say you love and trust me, for I know you’ll disgust me
when you’re old and getting fat</p>

<p>an awful debility, a lessened utility,
a loss of mobility is a strong possibility
in all probability i’ll lose my virility
and you your fertility and desirability</p>

<p>and this liability of total sterility
will lead to hostility and a sense of - futility
so let’s act with agility while we still have facility
for we’ll soon reach senility and lose the ability</p>

<p>your teeth will start to go, dear
your waist will start to spread
in 20 years or so dear
i’ll wish that you were dead
i’ll never love you then at all
the way i do today
so please remember when i leave in december
i told you so in may</p>

2

<p>Never heard of him.</p>

<p>This is probably really obscure stuff that takes too much time to find and like.</p>

3

<p>Periodic table song?</p>

4

<p>YES! and the masochism tango <3</p>

<p>“i ache for the touch of your lips, dear, but much more for the touch of your whips, dear…”</p>

<p>he is kind of obscure, he did his songs several decades ago. he also went to harvard when he was 15.</p>

5

<p>LOVE the Vatican Rag, National Brotherhood Week, and (my favorite) - SMUT! Great history lesson for how things were satired in the 50s and 60s, I am shocked that some of you students even know about Lehrer. Imagine if Bill Maher or Jon Stewart wrote songs and sang them today…</p>

6

<p>Hahaha, my friends performed the periodic table song at the high school talent show…</p>