Who's getting the new MACBOOK!?!?

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<p>OMG.
[Apple</a> Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard | The Onion - America’s Finest News Source](<a href=“The Onion | America's Finest News Source.”>The Onion | America's Finest News Source.)</p>

<p>AMAZING.</p>

<p>Did hear 19 minutes battery life?!</p>

<p>GEEEEZ. I am awed by Apple’s ingenius innovation.</p>

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<p>Definitely.</p>

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<p>Ew. I hate it. That would take me like 50 times longer to type out one sentence. (it reminds me of those phones that are uber hard to text on)</p>

<p>“Did hear 19 minutes battery life?!”
ROFL.</p>

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<p>lol the onion</p>

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<p>Saw it coming from a mile away…</p>

<p>lol, old collegehumor video with much the same theme: [The</a> Apple “i” - CollegeHumor video](<a href=“Dropout - Independent, ad-free, uncensored comedy | Dropout”>Dropout - Independent, ad-free, uncensored comedy | Dropout)</p>

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<p>Ew no.</p>

<p>10char</p>

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<p>Hahaha, yes. Macbooks have such terrible battery life. I WOULD buy a macbook with no keyboards if it were like a touchscreen keyboard. That’d be cool…</p>

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<p>I heard about that a while ago. Honestly, it sounds like the stupidest idea ever yet people will go crazy over it.</p>

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<p>I love the sarcasm. LOL</p>

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<p>@ histrionic.</p>

<p>This … is … a … joke … you … giant … doofus.</p>

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<p>The Onion is full of win.</p>

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<p>Lol histrionics, I hope you know it is a fake…Just a joke…</p>

<p>I hope you realized that when they said Apple was working on the 2nd Gen with no screen, hard drive, and click wheel.</p>

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<p>I’ve seen this before, it’s pretty funny.</p>

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<p>Apple stores always make me feel uncool…</p>

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<p>lmao oh. but i can still see them coming out with something equally ridiculous.</p>

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<p>“I heard about that a while ago.”
I think thats the funniest part of your post, historionics.</p>

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<p>LMAO @ “The aardvark was covered with asbestos” preset phrase.</p>

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<p>Haha, I can totally see Apple coming up with something like that.</p>

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<p>lol emp, i meant the video okay >:|</p>