Why does time move so slow?

I’m about to go all Khan and freeze myself for a few weeks, give suspended animation a go.

I just want to know if I got in.

perhaps because you are moving at light speed

Oh, that’s a problem that will resolve itself over your lifetime. Trust me on this.

At least you aren’t stuck in freshman year… You wait for college letters, while I just want spring break

Yeah, this is even slower than that one day a couple of months ago.

You see, my internet went out, so I had to look around the house to find some other stuff to do. I met a couple of people skulking around on the bottom floor. They said that they’re my parents. I guess they’re OK.