Why I know HS dating leads to breast cancer

Pre-College Topics High School Cafe
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<p>Observation 1: Some of my senior friends aren’t going to the prom, because their bf/gf broke up with them, and started dating 2 days later. They are absolutely crushed.
Observation 2: A fellow junior, who happens to be very smart and has integrity, drank alcohol and drove a friend illegally during/after the prom. </p>

<p>Premise 1: In most cases relationships cannot endure high school.
2: The overwhelming majority of break-ups are not pleasant.
3. Bad memories last longer than good ones.
4. Relationships lead to irrational behaviors.
5. Irrational behaviors lead to undesirable mistakes.
6. Mistakes lead to failure of goals in life.
7. Failures lead to cancer.
8. Breast cancer is cancer.</p>

<p>Conclusion: Don’t date or you may get breast cancer. </p>

<p>Challenge: I challenge you to disprove this immaculate logic</p>

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<p>Oh shucks. Even me?</p>

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<p>what ?</p>

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<p>I thought I was immune to breast cancer.</p>

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<p>Me too. Especially since I don’t have breasts.</p>

<p>Well…real ones anyway. hehe :)</p>

<p>No…seriously though… I did read that guys can get breast cancer, but of all the cases of breast cancer guys make up for less than 1% of that.</p>

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<p>Don’t lie Little Jonny K. You so have man jubblies.</p>

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<p>I know…man… it’s all those gingerbread cookies. Grandma worned me.</p>

<p>No, really I don’t. lol. Ask anyone. :P</p>

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<p>Skinny little stick boy?</p>

<p>Better put some meat on those bones before ya get to highschool, sonny.</p>

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<p>no this is about dating, not breasts</p>

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<p>You can’t separate the two.</p>

<p>Boys only date for breasteses.</p>

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<p>Have to agree… that’s pretty insane logic. Kudos…?</p>

<p>However,

Implies all relationships lead to irrational behaviors, implying if one would like to avoid breast cancer, one must not be involved in any relationship at all. This is too radical of a notion, therefore if you are going to be in any type of relationship at all (even friendly, familial), you might as well begin now and enjoy the ride.</p>

<p>We all are going to get cancer and die. Either that or get hit by a truck.</p>

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<p>I shall take a vow of abstinence in all things boy-related.</p>

<p>Have fun logistics…
<a href=“http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=183932[/url]”>http://talk.collegeconfidential.com/showthread.php?t=183932&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;

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<p>word, lb. but i suppose… that you have neither entities?</p>

<p>danielle: [corny] relationships.</p>

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<p>I don’t find this funny at all.</p>

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<p>Don’t worry, it only gives girls an excuse to get implants.</p>

<p>All better now?</p>

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<p>hahahaha…I do… slippery-slope fallacy, though…</p>

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<p>…</p>

<p>My grandmother had breast cancer and there’s a very, very good chance that my mother and/or sisters will get it as well. If not them, then my sister’s or my own children.</p>

<p>I don’t want them getting breast cancer or implants.</p>

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<p>you just broke your vow? </p>

<p>theoneo, this was not intended to be funny, as i am sarcastic but (usually) not mean.</p>