<p>Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. “Follow me son,” the father shark said to the son shark as they swam to the mass of people. “First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing.”</p>
<p>And they did.</p>
<p>“Well done, son! Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing.”</p>
<p>And they did.</p>
<p>“Now we eat everybody.”</p>
<p>And they did.</p>
<p>When they were both gorged, the son asked,“Dad, why didn’t we just eat them all at first? Why did we swim around and around them?”</p>
<p>His wise father replied, “Because they taste better without the **** inside!”</p>
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<p>Saw this on Newsvine. Made me laugh hard.</p>