<p>Since I am sick and tired of talking about college/high school/work:
Submit worst break up story here.</p>
<p>Extra credit if you can rhyme your story, canterbury tales style. Extra extra credit if you have read canterburry tales. Ex ex ex cred, if you know the correct spelling of canterburry tales. </p>
<p>Everyone else who is lost to the above reference and have 10 cool point that dont really mean anything.</p>
<p>My break up story:</p>
<p>I don’t have one yet. :(</p>
<p>So not something to make a frowny face about!</p>
<p>i think he meant that he hasn’t been in a situation where it would even be possible for that to happen lol.</p>
<p>My ex broke up with me on the last day of school…so imagine what message that gave me! (Especially since he was becoming a senior.) It had been my first major relationship/break up, so I was devastated. The sad thing is that when he was talking to me about it, I wasn’t mad or anything at all. I was nodding and saying things like “yes, you’re right”. Then when I got home, it hit me, and I was furious! :)</p>
<p>Hahaha, oh joy. Turns out he had broken up with me because his friends didn’t like me (I didn’t like to party and get drunk).</p>
<p>Twas’ the last day of school
We were playing in the pool
But she suddenly went and left
When I accidently touched her breast</p>
<p>I tried explaining to her
But she avoided me for sure
Though she lived next to me
I might as well kick my knee</p>
<p>And so it was, I gave up
She didn’t care to say whasup
I mourned for days and days
Carefulness I realized pays</p>
<p>But come next time, I’ll do the same thing.
Nothing can ever give me a ring.</p>
<p>Good thing I myself never went through this.
I would’ve been in quite an abyss!</p>