Worst Dressed: When Ugly AND Expensive Meet

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It’s too bad they are so pricey. They’d be perfect for Halloween.

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Here’s the whole outfit:

http://www.stylebop.com/look.php?nbr=49659

I looked because I was wondering if this were the style version of The Onion.

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Lol! If I had not purchased several fine items from Stylebop (Burberry trench, cashmere, Issa dress…), I would have thought it was a joke! But nope. Real deal. For a mere $1275, the hairy hooves can be delivered to your front porch via DHL Express. Lol.

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Are those shoes? Or they some new grumpy Sesame Street character?

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They look like a footwear tribute to Mr. Trump’s toupee. :slight_smile:

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But wait . . . it gets better!!! The cutest shoes ever showed up in my FB newsfeed (thank you Nordstrom)

http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/halogen-emily-loafer-women/4020145?origin=category-personalizedsort&contextualcategoryid=0&fashionColor=&resultback=604

THEN they told me that people who viewed that bundle of cuteness and functionality also viewed these. Before you click you must know that they are a Gucci slip-on loafer priced at $1800. Get a firm picture in your mind before crosschecking with the actual item.

http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/gucci-princetown-slip-on-loafer-women/4089297?origin=coordinating-4089297-0-3-PP_3-Rich_Relevance_Recs_API-113&recs_type=coordinating&recs_productId=4089297&recs_categoryId=0&recs_productOrder=3&recs_placementId=PP_3&recs_source=Rich_Relevance_Recs_API&recs_strategy=113&recs_referringPageType=item_page

This is what happens when Trump’s toupee mates with a tribble. Words fail . . .

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Amazing! And already has a review;

Can you imagine how they would look on rainy Seattle streets?!

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ewwww . . . wet dog smell from your shoes

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Actually it does look like a Tribble. Does it purr?

For you non Trekies:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trouble_with_Tribbles

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So if you buy a pair, you may end up losing control of your closetQ

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They are made of goat hair, so wet goat smell …

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Don’t you think some product line builder at Gucci is just having a private laugh at all of us?

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Pizzagirl, I thought so - she or he must be a Trekkie. :wink:

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Looks like a pair of fuzzy slippers I’d buy at Wal-Mart for a laugh for $5 then wear once then they would sit in the closet for a few years before being donated.

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SNAP! They don’t carry them in my size :’(

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The stylebob outfit looks like a project runway outfit that would get a contestant sent home. All we’re missing is the Zach, Nina & Heidi comments.

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DH said the shoes look like a Wookie. (Star Wars)

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Here is a male version from Kohls. A lot cheaper; on sale for $19.99 before using your kohl’s cash and discount coupons.

http://m.kohls.com/product/prd-2179764/skechers-star-wars-wookie-feet-mens-chewbacca-slippers.jsp

I think @Pizzagirl nailed it in post #191.

Since it is faux fur, no need to worry about eau de goat.

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I am tempted to buy a pair of those Guccis - to return them because I would love to see the expression on the face of the SA when she opens the box and scans the price. :wink:

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What I want to know is could you pair them with nude fishnets :wink: