Worst Dressed: When Ugly AND Expensive Meet

Dang. My size is sold out.

Saintfan, your pairing suggestion is brilliant! A wookie (Trump’s toupee, tribble, etc.) at the end of a fishnet symbolizes a creative soul liberating itself form the tyranny of mundane life.

And this would be perfect…

https://www.therealreal.com/products/women/tops/sleeveless/d-and-g-top-690

All we need now is to add a skirt or pants…

Those wookie shoes are all over my facebook page!

http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/chewbacca-slippers

yeah but Chewbacca slippers are just fun and silly. And they don’t cost a grand, either. Trump combover high heeled shoes, on the other hand… We recoil in horror.

I clicked on a Nordstrom link following the cute shoe like bread crumbs and this popped up on the same page. This is definitely a theme this year. These are for when Uggs just don’t seem dressy enough.

http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/fendigenuineshearling-ankle-bootie-women/4110709?origin=category-personalizedsort&contextualcategoryid=0&fashionColor=&resultback=3900

@GMTplus7 should wear them to her office party with her slinky dress! Good way to deflect attention from any stray bits peeping out of the dress.

I love the ice cube heel. :smiley:

Wow, it looks like it took 5 years for the other designers to get onboard with the look pioneered by Chanel in 2010! :slight_smile:

https://www.therealreal.com/products/women/shoes/boots/chanel-fantasy-boots-1

:slight_smile: ^ check out the heels.

If those are “fantasy” boots I don’t even want to know what the rest of the fantasy involved :wink:

I saw these boots in the window of the Chanel store in Berlin back then. Trust me, the rest of the display was not pretty. :smiley: Karl is such a sweetheart… his fantasies run really wild.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Used-Pre-owned-Chanel-Black-Calfskin-Leather-Owl-Pattern-Shoulder-Bag-/331539417629

$5K for THAT?! When an expensive item is ugly, I feel like I won a lottery for some reason.

BB,
Those fantasy boots are a real bargain compared to the pink fuzzy with ice cube heel and the donald trump combover /tribble slippers. Then again they are from a consignment shop.Original price was a tad less than those other lovelies. Don’t forget to use their 20% off discount code: “musthave”.

Your laugh for the day. Here you go:

http://m.shop.nordstrom.com/s/marquesalmeida-denim-shorts-mid-blue/4117267?origin=category

Lol, the reviews are amazing. :slight_smile:

I prefer the dark wash denim though it’s a bit pricier:

https://www.ssense.com/en-us/women/product/marques-almeida/blue-denim-frayed-cropped-trousers/1321013?forced_user_country=US&gclid=CjwKEAiAhPCyBRCtwMDS5tzT03gSJADZ8VjRY5XgLmKjpaeUB8YF5FUjIP7hyz9zT9hqm93MYX0QTRoCGoDw_wcB

Help - my dress got caught in the lawnmower!

http://m.shop.nordstrom.com/s/marquesalmeida-long-sleeve-denim-dress-nordstrom-exclusive/4196432?cm_mmc=Google_Product_Ads_pla_online--datafeed--women%3Adresses%3Adress-_-5039124&amp%3Bcountry=US&amp%3Bcurrency=USD&mr%3AreferralID=10c74ac7-977e-11e5-a012-005056947d48&gclid=CjwKEAiAhPCyBRCtwMDS5tzT03gSJADZ8VjRlx7HNNHjVmraxbVPWnXXOtkmKM2JCkFBxZm3n-lXFxoCHFDw_wcB

Oh, dear. :))
All it will take is for a few celebs to start wearing it…

It is already sold out here, but Saks had a few sizes in stock when I checked it a few minutes ago!

http://www.stylebop.com/product_details.php?id=626833

Act fast - before it is too late! :smiley:

I keep trying to picture the fluffy blue eyebrows on someone with actual boobs. Would give the old saying “hey, my eyes are up here” a whole new meaning…