Worst Dressed: When Ugly AND Expensive Meet

@alh I miss Nottelling as well. Even if price was no object I would not carry one of those bags.

Miss @nottelling, too!

As to the bags. Nope. :slight_smile:

That’s why Jeff Koons gets 50M for his balloon dog sculptures. His stuff sticks in your head, for better or for worse.

Yeah, saying ā€œDa Vinciā€ is like saying ā€œof Vinciā€, which is where he was from, not who he was. Leonardo is really a single moniker artist.

I like the bags, but I wouldn’t carry one of the bags. You become part of Koons’ art when you do, which is cool, but not for me.

Dang it. It appears I just washed away 2K worth of stuff oh a load of hubby’s jeans…http://shop.nordstrom.com/s/prps-barracuda-straight-leg-jeans/4457245?origin=category-personalizedsort&fashioncolor=INDIGO

And to think I’ve spent years trying to get my boys NOT to wear this stuff into the house. I didn’t realize they were simply ā€˜fashion forward, fresh and edgy’.

ROFL!!! =)) Showed this to Mr. - he had a good laugh. Now he feels justified making ā€œemergencyā€ runs to Home Depot without changing out of his yard clothes. He says that going forward, he will feel like 400 bucks digging in the dirt.

I think the addition of the name makes those bags kitschy in the extreme. The Rubens duffel would actually be kind of gorgeous–without the name.

Oh dear lord…there is a matching jacket http://shop.nordstrom.com/sr?origin=keywordsearch&keyword=mud+denim+jacket

I think I will start a new line of jeans. "plumbers’ crack - you don’t need to be one to flash one’.

Go for it, dietz!!! =))

Consolation: maybe the bags are deliberately kitschy? I have read that description of Koons. And, of course, some folks describe the basic monogram LV bags as kitschy, which is clearly an eye-of-the-beholder judgement. Others say they are classic. They make a huge profit for the company.

http://www.artnews.com/2015/11/09/these-are-works-that-i-enjoy-jeff-koons-on-his-amazing-blue-balls/

In the article Koons talks about famous artists referencing other famous artists.

If money were no object, I’d love to have one of the Koons flower sculptures. And put it on a table for a centerpiece. When I saw one in a museum, I thought ā€œhow lovelyā€ - no idea who the artist was… had to read the label.

Oh good, we’re jeans and casual on Fridays at work, I’ll be sure to pick up a pair of those jeans.

http://fortune.com/2017/04/25/topshops-clear-jeans/

I dislike clothing that makes one a walking brand advertisement, and that’s the category I put Vuitton in.

^^^ I figure if my butt, ā€˜girls’ or any other part of me are to function as a billboard I should be getting paid as a walking billboard.

The mud encrusted jeans are clearly for the man who never gets his hands dirty!

There are no words for this:

http://www.saksfifthavenue.com/main/ProductDetail.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374306436569&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524447070600&R=400933958155&P_name=Junya+Watanabe&N=306436569+4294929607&bmUID=lKHfEB0

Mike Rowe wrote a great FB post on those muddy jeans. If I could justify spending that kind of money, I’d rather buy a pair of his dirty jeans (and not just because the money would go for a good cause.)

^^Whoa, who wants to look like a hedgehog for $4K?? Actually, hedgehogs are way cuter than that cape.

I’m glad they mentioned the size worn by the model. I’d hate to get the wrong size in a hedgehog spiked cape. That would be an irrecoverable fashion faux pas. :smiley:

It’s also one more example of something I hope and pray never settles into the middle seat of an airplane.

Those jeans made it to morning news on NBC. Even NPR mentioned them

those jeans are absurd. it’s disgusting.

The jeans are ridiculous, but I’m laughing outloud at that cape.