Worst Dressed: When Ugly AND Expensive Meet

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441

It looks like a bathrobe with fuzzy slippers.

442

I going to craft store today to make my black sandals look like this and it won’t cost $1000
http://www.neimanmarcus.com/Fendi-Suede-Ankle-Wrap-Sandal-w-Mink-Fur-Pompoms-Multi-Sandals/prod201060102_cat48490746__/p.prod?icid=SiloMain4Carousel_1_Shoes_Sandals_US&searchType=EndecaDrivenCat&rte=%252Fcategory.jsp%253FitemId%253Dcat48490746%2526pageSize%253D30%2526No%253D0%2526refinements%253D&eItemId=prod201060102&cmCat=product

443

OK, that last one ^^^ is strange, because it shows one sandal, and it claims you are buying only one sandal – the title of the article is “Fendi Suede Sandal.”

444

^^When circus clowns go haute couture.

445

Note the glass in the model’s hand in pic. 2 - she probably would not have agreed to wear the clown shoes if she weren’t given some booze. :slight_smile:

446

Also at NM–micro dress with ugly platform shoes.

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/Gucci-Floral-Print-Silk-Dress-Black/prod195110028/p.prod

447

^ At least it advertises free returns, just in case you don’t like it. :))

448

I think the dress is kind of cute, although at that price I don’t want “cute.”

449

It is kind of cute but very short–it would be ok as a tunic with leggings after you are beyond a certain age, imho.

450

Back to the craft store so I can make my boots more stylish like the sandals in post#441
http://www.neimanmarcus.com/Fendi-Ankle-Boot-with-Mink-Fur-Pompoms/prod201070208/p.prod?eVar4=You%20May%20Also%20Like&RST=ClickCP

451

Baby tribbles got stuck to my boots! :))

452

Note that the heading of that page says you’re only buying one “boot.” :))

453

Here’s a classic gem

http://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/Narciso-Rodriguez-Sleeveless-Boat-Neck-High-Low-Top-White/prod125460066/p.prod?ECID=BGDR__CRT&utm_medium=display%20remarketing&utm_source=BGDR__CRT

454

I’m confused about the item HImom linked to. Is it just the white top, or is the white top connected to the black pants? If the latter, that’s just plain weird. If the former, it’s less weird.

ETA: It’s just the top. Weird, and not attractive, but at least it’s not attached to the pants!!

455

This dress is pretty but I have to laugh at the little puff balls. Are they the “in” thing this year? LOL.



http://www.bergdorfgoodman.com/Figue-Frederica-Paisley-Print-Silk-Maxi-Dress-Multi-Dresses/prod129260128_cat80001__/p.prod?icid=&searchType=EndecaDrivenCat&rte=%252Fcategory.jsp%253FitemId%253Dcat80001%2526pageSize%253D30%2526No%253D0%2526refinements%253D&eItemId=prod129260128&cmCat=product

456

Well, if puff balls are in
I can just keep my shoes under the bed and let the dust bunnies do what they do best.

457

You can also go to any craft fair and buy glue or double stick tape and some of those craft Pom poms and some wine or beer or ? (to drink for mood) and create your own designer duds.

458

Apparently pom-poms are a thing right now.

I confess that I do think they look cool on the shoes, but they are costume-y and would no doubt wear very badly almost immediately.

I used to make chocolate high-heeled shoes, decorated in various ways. One style was a white chocolate high heel with the toe dipped, spectator pump style, in a pastel color, with multicolored pastel sugar polka-dots affixed to the rest.

459

This sort of thing is beyond my comprehension. If you want to show your legs, why not just buy a miniskirt?

If this were an ordinary hundred-dollar dress from Macy’s, I can see why somebody might think it’s interesting. But 11K???

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/Alexander-McQueen-Velvet-Chiffon-Long-Sleeve-Gown-Black-Evening/prod199330083_cat48730734__/p.prod?icid=&searchType=EndecaDrivenCat&rte=%252Fcategory.jsp%253FitemId%253Dcat48730734%2526pageSize%253D29%2526Nao%253D0%2526refinements%253D&eItemId=prod199330083&cmCat=product

460

Hey, this one’s a steal–only 4 figures and still has a nice display of your legs and rear assets:

http://www.neimanmarcus.com/Zac-Posen-Embroidered-Guipure-Sleeveless-Ball-Gown-Multi-Garden/prod194660367/p.prod?eVar4=You%20May%20Also%20Like&RST=ClickCP