They actually appear to be front leg flaps. Which is totally bizarre.
Carwash? I would not want to wash my car in a car wash with a mop like that. Lol.
I really like this dress - itâs fun and a little different. Akris is pretty great.
I do like the dress, and Akris makes amazing clothing, but I would have it tailored a bit to remove the two hanging pieces. IMO, very weird and highly impractical. 
This is just awful - I dislike the trend of sheer dresses with visible undergarments. Looks tacky.
Oh, god. A current thread leader! It is both ugly and expensive. Moonlight is not just the color⌠the term can be also used to describe the view of the derrière. 
Look like a bathing suit with a cover up (that doesnât cover up anything.)
Ummmmm â I like the color. The lace is pretty. But â really.
I donât go to parties where something like that would be appropriate.
And, almost $14,000? You can buy a decent used car for that money.
It looks like something Miss Kitty would wear on Gunsmoke.
Price drop on the dressâŚdown to $13,650. Hurry, while supplies last.
Rats. Gourmetmom beat me to this gem. https://www.saksfifthavenue.com/elie-saab-cold-shoulder-sheer-embroidered-gown/product/0400099007542?site_refer=DFA_RMK_S5_CRITEO
LOL, I love the way itâs described as a âcold shoulderâ gown. Man, thatâs not all that would be cold! :))
so many choices:
https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/missoni-mesh-top-yarn-fringe-wool-blend-long-skirt-prod212420126
the slippers are a lovely touch https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/gucci-stretch-viscose-dress-with-velvet-trim-prod205730221?ecid=NMCS__GooglePLA&utm_source=google_shopping&adpos=1o1&scid=scplpsku175360417&sc_intid=sku175360417&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIoLybr_Hj3QIV2UwNCh07hAyhEAQYASABEgJZUfD_BwE
time to pull out the old shoulder pads https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/gucci-long-sleeve-gathered-hammered-matte-satin-cocktail-dress-prod212210071?ecid=NMCS__GooglePLA&utm_source=google_shopping&adpos=1o8&scid=scplpsku180480088&sc_intid=sku180480088&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIoLybr_Hj3QIV2UwNCh07hAyhEAQYCCABEgLbBvD_BwE
https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/gucci-iridescent-organdy-gown-with-ruffles-prod202220268
https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/gucci-sequin-embroidered-velvet-gown-prod205730240
This is a unique ensemble, one hopes.
https://www.neimanmarcus.com/p/gucci-gg-net-single-breasted-cape-jacket-prod213110265#&gid=1&pid=1
Well Gucci is giving Dolce a run for their money in this category!
@jym626 I actually think this dress is beautiful:
Not that I could ever wear it, but that isnât what I judge by.
We shall agree to disagree, @Consolation. I think its ugly, ill fitting and scratchy looking. Have many better uses for > $7000. IMO tulle typically belongs in a wedding dress or under a dress. This is a fancy petticoat.
There are some pretty tulle dresses. This is not one of them.
Well, I certainly donât have $7,000 to drop on ANY garment!
BTW, that shoulder dress would look great at a 1980s Klingon cocktail party. 