Here ya go for very ugly and expensive…it looks like a costume for a play:
^^^^ Oh my.
Love her shoes, too. Not.
Although I gotta say, I do love a dress with pockets.
What is that saying about looking good in a potato sack? Lol, this poor woman is wearing a bunch of potato sacks and NOT looking good.
The entire dress design is sooo ugly. I can’t imagine it appealing to anyone. Then, add in the neon green tulle slip at the bottom. Add in she is wearing what appears to be a cheap men’s undershirt under the dress! And the dress has a very defined bust and she doesn’t fill it out at all which makes that part look very silly. Frankly, it’s worse than a paper bag or potato sack!
Imagine being a model and you are told you are going to get a gig modeling designer couture for a Nordstrom’s catalog and you show up and they put that totally hideous outfit on you. I would want my head cropped out of the picture too.
That dress from a trench coat feels like Project Runway, Quarantine Edition. “Your challenge: make a dress from only what is found in your hall closet.” The shoes look like they were made from the galoshes in the closet, too.
LOL!!!
And the tulle was from the toddler’s dress up box!
LOL - in comparison, it sure makes me look like a frugal (true) and classy (not so true) shopper
Too bad it only comes in beige.
And with those nice pockets, she could be digging potatoes, too, and have a nice place to put them. No bucket needed!
Functional farmwear! ?
I have to laugh because the utility halter bag dress just appeared as an ad on my Facebook newsfeed!
It’s on sale!! ?
https://shop.nordstrom.com/s/burberry-crystal-embellished-stretch-mesh-velveteen-corset-top/5486915
For that price, you’d think it would come with the mishemmed sequin skirt and cut up oversized t-shirt. 
Shucks, only size ! Don’t you think the shoes complete the outfit?
Size Info: “If purchasing for the first time, order one size up.”
So someone might have ordered this once and is now re-ordering it? Sure.
Honestly… a white t shirt under a sequin dress with running shoes? Who puts these outfits together for the photo shoot?? I see a lot of these weird combos
And who buys this kind of thing? Most of us would not wear it if you paid us.