Worst Titles for College Essays!

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<p>God Is Dead (Religious School)
Why this Satanist/Atheist/etc would like to receive a quality education from your Catholic school.</p>

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<p>400 SAT (200CR 200M) and 2.0 GPA – Wait! I can explain! (Send to Ivy)</p>

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<p>How did I try to bomb my high school but failed and how I would like to have another try in college</p>

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<p>Healthy bump</p>

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<p>“Harvard Sucks” </p>

<p>Congratulations! I’m delighted to offer you a place at Yale University with full ride…
( handwritten note:) Well done on the essay!</p>

606

<p>“My criminal record is misleading…please read”</p>

<p>“What’s wrong with racism?”</p>

607

<p>“Why the chicken crossed the road”</p>

<p>“What I do on Saturday nights when my parents aren’t home”</p>

<p>“A history of FreeEssays.com”</p>

<p>“Why Voldemort should have won”</p>

<p>…sorry these are sort of lame :)</p>

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<p>“Under Duress: The Essay I Wrote Because My Parents Wanted Me To Go To Their Alma Mater”</p>

609

<p>“How twinkies saved my life”</p>

610

<p>@ckpckp1994-almost died when i read your comment. LMAO</p>

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<p>“My date with a sparkly vampire.”</p>

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<p>“How I got motivation: CollegeConfidential”</p>

<p>“How I stopped animal abuse (in the pokemon world that is :wink: )”</p>

<p>LOl I loved the twinkies one!</p>

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<p>“My SAT Scores: I Can Explain”</p>

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<p>“How Twinkies Saved My Life: An Examination of the See-Food Diet and its Impact on My High School Career”</p>

<p>:D</p>