<p>There is a wonderful book called “Not Quite What I Was Planning – Six-Word Memoirs” put out by Smith Magazine. From what I understand, the idea for the book came from a challenge once posed to Ernest Hemingway – write a story in six words. He came back with: For sale: baby shoes, never worn. Some other memoirs in the book are– </p>
<p>I still make coffee for two – Zak Nelson Danced in Fields of Infinite Possibilities – Deepak Chopra Almost a victim of my family - Chuck Songster</p>
<p>and some College Confidential appropriate memoirs – </p>
<p>Painful nerd kid, happy nerd adult – Linda Williamson College was fun, dn student loans** – Randy Boland</p>
<p>My sister and I have had some fun with this idea. Our memoirs are constantly evolving but, she came up with – Overeating chocolate led to being obese. Her memoir is tongue in cheek as she is NOT obese. Mine – Others saw ordinary, I lived extraordinary.</p>
<p>I shared the book with a 93 year old friend. She wrote me and included her memoir – Mother was smarter – Lord help me. Amazing what you carry around in your head for 93 years!</p>
<p>I used to think my epitaph should say, “I told you I was sick.” I also had a fantasy of having it say, “What did Mommy say?” so that my kids could stand around scratching their heads trying to figure it out. That fantasy was during the years when it felt like no one was listening when I spoke.</p>
<p>…Don’t misunderstand–my life isn’t full of adversity right now. But adversity will certainly come my way (As it does to all of us!) and, when it does, I’d really like this statement to be true of my life…</p>
<p>I keep trying to knock out Latin-based witticisms (Happiness, waistline, love, laundry: Crescit eundo), but honestly I think this works as my six-word memoir:</p>