You just can't make this stuff up! The crazy news of the day thread.

Laughing out loud!

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/crime/man-reportedly-breaks-into-king-county-sheriffs-office-smokes-a-cigar-offers-deputies-doughnuts-and-asks-for-jail-time/

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https://www.apnews.com/404e8f0d1a7f49b7a5bfea02860bc574

^^OMG!!!

This is a few days old but here you go. I really admire her effort and what she’s willing to go through to get a doll.

https://www.asiaone.com/china/3-year-old-girl-china-stuck-claw-machine-after-climbing-pikachu-doll

https://www.foxnews.com/us/texas-woman-banned-from-walmart-after-eating-half-a-cake-demanding-to-pay-half-price-only

The article on post #23 days the 3 year old had younger siblings! Sounds like the parent was very busy—guess the one or two child policies per family are long gone!

https://www.foxnews.com/us/toddler-amazon-couch-phone

^ The mother said she needs to make sure her Amazon account is closed before she gives her phone to her 2 year old. Here’s a thought, how about not giving your 2 year old the phone???

@CottonTales I know right. I feel like introducing technology to kids at such a young age just makes them more dependent on it the older they get. I see a bunch of toddlers just playing games all day on a tablet. I’m grateful I got to do things without relying on technology when I was little like reading educational books and playing outside.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/2019/06/28/alabama-meth-attack-squirrel-owner-arrested-after-car-chase/1594541001/

I think a story about a meth addicted attack squirrel qualifies.

Yes it is, @tpike12, which is why it was the topic of the very first post of this thread!

Jym - the article in #29 provides more details about the guy. He refused to be tested for meth… ?

Yes, @BunsenBurner. The saga continued :slight_smile: But the last poster said

and I said this was the topic of the OP, because it was!

Why would you do this? Why???

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/womens-toilets-clogged-man-jailed-patrick-beeman-wisconsin-sheboygan-a8984121.html

Really?
https://710wor.iheart.com/content/2019-07-02-uber-driver-allegedly-caught-drinking-beer-and-using-a-sex-toy-in-his-car/

This guy has to count his lucky stars that the cops did not shoot him as he was “fumbling in his pants.”

oops…
https://www.foxnews.com/tech/estranged-wife-of-android-co-founder-former-google-exec-accuses-him-of-running-sex-ring-in-civil-complaint.amp

Here’s a recap from 2 Toledo news stories.
One man died setting off fireworks. He was holding it and thought it was pointed to the sky, but had it upside down.

A teen from a group home drowned on swimming trip. He had just been released from a detention center after serving time for throwing a huge rock off an overpass and killing a motorist.

Story out of Las Vegas: The driver of a hearse was stopped for driving alone in the car pool lane. He thought the dead body in the back counted as a person. The cop pointed out that the body was in the cargo section and not a living, breathing passenger. Still the hearse driver got away with just a warning.

I can’t seem to link it, but google New Mexico mom abuses children and boiles puppies. No words.