<p>Like, connected to other schools, like Oracle is to superheros. And she is a total nerd.</p>
<p>Russian authors, I guess</p>
<p>Harvard - Gogol. “We all came out of Gogol’s overcoat.”
Yale - Pushkin. Similar relationship.
Princeton - Griboedov. Same style, same humor, but less recognition outside of Russia/less recognition that the two above.
MIT - Dostoevsky. Sort of crazy sometimes.
Stanford - Nabokov. For writing far away from Russia and being an amateur lepidopterist - butterflies like the sun. (Though, considering Pnin, maybe he should be Cornell.)</p>
<p>I sort of want to say that Oxbrige is Tolstoy.</p>
<p>okay, gotcha. I’m not big on superheroes lol</p>
<p>aw dang. Kay, oracle is basically the original batgirl turned computer hacker. She hacks out and does a lot of assigning for everyone. Pretty cool, also in a wheel chair, read Birds of Prey, very cool book on most of the female superheroes and Oracle is sort of the team leader.</p>
<p>I can’t think of Huntress, she wouldn’t be an all womans college, she’s too…badass. If there’s a school for kicking ass, she’d be that.</p>
<p>^^^ where’s Zhukovsky??? 
:b</p>
<p>Maxim Gorky is UofC lol</p>
<p>Harvard- New York Yankees, everyone knows about them, have the most history</p>
<p>Yale- Boston Red Sox, bitter rivals with #1, a good number of people may prefer them but they will never be as big as the Yankees</p>
<p>Princeton- Philadelphia Phillies</p>
<p>Stanford- Atlanta Braves</p>
<p>MIT- Chicago White Sox</p>
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<p>Vassar? or a UC or Stanford?</p>
<p>Harvard: Checkers. Extremely playable (everyone knows it) and inextricable from popular mindset.</p>
<p>Yale: Monopoly. Very well known, but not quite inextricable. Interestingly, if you think about it, both checkers and monopoly involve similar amounts of skill.</p>
<p>Princeton: Bridge. Fairly far from the minds of the pedestrians, still a very big deal.</p>
<p>Columbia: Egyptian ratscrew. Slapping and all.</p>
<p>Dartmouth: Pinochle. Who really knows whats going on?</p>
<p>Brown: Cranium. Super subjective, artsy enough to fit the bill.</p>
<p>Penn: Risk. Pre-professional, slowly taking over Philadelphia</p>
<p>MIT/Caltech- Chess. OMG those guys are good.</p>
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<p>I could see Rice being Huntress, but that’s sort of Batgirl to me (cassadra cain batgirl). </p>
<p>Yeah, I guess a UC, more UCLA than UC Berkley. Really, I wanna compare her to a country, specifically Israel, but that’s off my analogy. </p>
<p>Edit: Tim Drake, red robin, is probably Harvey Mudd to me. Stanford being Dick Grayson, nightwing, original robin. Since I’m in Batman Universe.</p>
<p>Superheroes:</p>
<p>Harvard: Superman (He’s comic book’s number one famous fosho)
Yale: Batman (He’s number 2 alright)
Princeton: The Hulk (Unstoppable)
Stanford: Spider-Man (The laidback hero everyone loves)
MIT: Iron Man (Technical and totally famous)
Duke: Captain America (Looks very similar to the Blue Devil! + Kickass)
Brown: Daredevil
Columbia: Wolverine (Mega awesome!!)</p>
<p>REALITY TV SHOWS!!! (these are major stereotypes so let us not get offended)</p>
<p>Harvard: The Real World. (has the most seasons, a big amalgamation of random, slightly insane young people)</p>
<p>Yale: The Bachelor. (has a lot of seasons BUT NOT AS MUCH AS THE REAL WORLD DUH, it’s really hard to get that rose/acceptance)</p>
<p>Brown: Survivor (really grungy, really raw, really “environmental”)</p>
<p>Princeton: The Hills (a lot of pretty white people with a lot of money)</p>
<p>Houston Community College: Jersey Shore (CLASSY)</p>
<p>University of Florida: The Girls Next Door (partying it up with the hot babes!)</p>
<p>Wellesley: Real Housewives of NYC (lots of bickering, female yuppies)</p>
<p>MIT: Beauty and the Geek ('nough said)</p>
<p>Stargate SG-1 characters:</p>
<p>MIT: Samantha Carter
Yale: Daniel Jackson
Stanford: Jack O’Neill
U Chicago: Teal’c
Johns Hopkins: Dr. Janet Fraiser
Maybe Princeton as Vala and Harvard as Hammond.</p>
<p>TV shows</p>
<p>Harvard: The West Wing
Yale: Seinfeld
Princeton: Mad Men
Caltech: The Big Bang Theory
UChicago: Arrested Development
McGill: Slings and Arrows
NYU: Friends
Johns Hopkins: House (they wish)</p>