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<p>Mike</p>

<p>I bought a math book that covers from basic algebra to basic calculus so I can brush up on my math before I start college, due to me not being able to fit math into my schedule senior year. The problem is I have barely looked at it. The same thing is with my Kanji practice book. What do you suppose I do to stop being lazy this summer vacation and start working on these books.</p>

<p>And I also stopped working out at the beginning of my senior year and I have gotten all doughy. How do you think I can get back into a workout routine. And do you think I could lose 25 pounds by August 30. I am 6’4" 235 pounds.</p>

<p>And some advice to you. Be careful of Venkat89 as she WILL rape you the second she gets the chance to. Though as a guy how unwilling you would be might also come into question. :)</p>

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<p>Dear Mike,
Carburetor?</p>

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<p>venkats a girl???</p>

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<p>Dear Mike,</p>

<p>I hate Math. What should I do?</p>

<p>Thanks. :)</p>

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<p>Dear Mike,</p>

<p>I am expert at making fun of people. I don’t mean to hurt anyone, but behind their backs, I can rank and rank and rank for the sake of laughing. Not everybody but just a select few that are so odd that they pretty much ask for it. Am I a bad person???</p>

<p>Thanks. :)</p>

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<p>Mike,</p>

<p>Where art thou mike?</p>

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<p>Mike, </p>

<p>…</p>

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<p>He has forsaken us! We must make a sacrifice! To the bat mobile!</p>

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<p>Maybe he just has a life.</p>

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<p>words hurt :(</p>

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<p>OH MY GOD! :eek: This whole time I thought he was a she. I just assumed because of the flirting with mike. Now I do a quick check to make sure, and its a guy. Is venkat gay? Is mike gay? Or are they just joking. Its so surprising because these last past months I had always assumed venkat was a girl. I still like mike and venkat though if they’re gay. Venkat is funny, and Mike gives good advice.</p>

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<p>Omg I just checked too! She is a he! Wow. This is like a soap opera. I think we’re all waiting to see the outcome of this.</p>

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<p>Venkat is special. </p>

<p>Now interpret that as you want.</p>

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<p>I have been a guy for a while now (since birth). It’s not obvious because not everyone is familiar with Indian last names and people assume kat=cat=girl. I am not gay. Mike is probably not gay. I am just messing around on CC because I’m really really bored.</p>

<p>And crouton, don’t you remember me from the Penn ED type stuff or am I that forgettable?</p>

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<p>You’re right about the cat thing. Thats exactly why I thought you were a girl along with your homosexual banter. But thanks for clearing it up.</p>

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<p>HAHAHAHA. now mike, answer my spice girls question please!!</p>

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<p>venkat’s a guy? :eek: or is he? I can’t tell!</p>

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<p>AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Venkat as a girl is funny.</p>

<p>Mike, would Venkat make a beautiful girl or a butt-ugly one?</p>

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<p>I think we all know the answer to that.</p>

<p>Mike, </p>

<p>Where did you go? I miss you so. Seems like it’s been forever that you’ve been gone.</p>

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<p>Mike,
what is bothering me right now?</p>