College Confidential App

@trackmbe3 – did you see post # 1 of THIS thread??? Which leads us to to essay prompt #2: if you could change one thing about your left foot, what would it be and where would you put it?

First world problem. :wink: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST86JM1RPl0

I’ve seen an essay prompt #1, an essay prompt #2, and an essay prompt #2. Therefore, this must be essay prompt #spoon:

Some of us are generally happy, while others of us are generally sad. Some of us are generally pessimists, while others of us are generally optimists. One would expect that the happy ones are the optimists, and the sad ones are the pessimists. It is, however, logically possible to have happy pessimists and sad optimists. Given that, what have you learned from your hobby of eating bicycles?

Dumb apps

Learned where to find my spoke spike!

@dragonmom @alh I never would have found this thread but for the “Similar Apps” sidebar feature in Fiske Guide to Apps.

Is it too early to ask what I will need when I receive my app? XL bed sheets? Small but complete toolkit? Apples 2 Apples or Bananagrams (which one?)? Is it true what I’ve heard that the app is overheated in the winter, and will I need an oscillating fan???

@jym626 LOL. You were right. I guess I needed to hear all the others before I believed the CC app was really gone. The App was such a big part of my life (i know what u must be thinking–I should get a life!). We should all get a life! Thank you and @thumper1 and @CCadmin_Sorin for putting this issue to rest in the other thread, which thru CC research (prompted by @doschicos urging to do my own additional research) my daughter was able to find.

@trackmbe3 , I think we need to negotiate rights to “College Confidental App: The Book”. Given my significant contributions of Rickrolling, thong wearing, and the importance of spikes, it’s only fair that I recieve some of the royalties. I will have my agent contact your agent.

I’ve heard the app is dangerous. The packaging looked pretty sketchy to me. Will I be safe if I use it? What’s the blue light for?

Essay Prompt #3: Fat Elvis or Thin Elvis? Discuss.

@porcupine98 Rest assured the app is perfectly safe. Essentially, the blue lights are decoration. I’ve never felt unsafe or known anyone that has felt unsafe. However, I do recommend you call the campus police for an escort while out and about on campus.

Couldn’t wait to get the app. Then it became a real pain in the app. Now that it is over and don’t even need the app, it’s hard not to miss it. :x

I was shocked that they sell CC Thongs and Boxers…I wonder if this thread has increased sales. ;))

This CC App is like a whole extra class or two during senior year. Takes up sooooo much time.

@MotherOfDragons Essay #3: Elvis Costello

My D19 is pretty old-school, and would probably prefer a paper version of the CC app—where can she get that version?

@porcupine98 Are you talking about what was just in the news? I’ll address that. Me and my friends felt really safe the whole time. We weren’t there but we were notified on our phones. Everyone with us felt safe. That could happen anywhere. The blue lights are good for if you have a long walk home from the library with heavy books or from the laundry facility with lots of freshly cleaned laundry. Use the blue light and say you don’t feel safe.

@dfbdfb I’m not sure about a paper version of the CC app, but in my experience one sends a postcard asking for the app and then uses carbon paper and whiteout with the paper app. Be sure to send it registered airmail.

AHEM @Lindagaf - you cannot take credit for RickRolling or the thong. You have been stripped of your thong royalties.

@jym626 , hee hee hee! I was wondering when someone would call me out. Who is going to stop me, I say? Our agents have already sealed the deal between me and OP! Too late! Again, sour grapes, you’re just mad because I thought of wearing my thong to the interview first.

@redpoodles , it looks like Jym626 has discovered my plan for total world domination. Bwahahahaha!