Dad Jokes Post Here

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This came up as recommended, so here you go.

Dad Jokes...

OK, I know that every guy who has a child on CC has caused an eye-roll or two with a joke so bad that he was the only one who thought it was funny. We’re old enough now, (and brave enough!) to expose our bad jokes, puns and riddles to the world. I think we need a place to gather this wisdom-of-the-ages! Feel free to plagiarize, misquote and steal anything funny. I’ll start. Never buy shoes from a drug dealer. You’ll be tripping all day! I told my wife that she penciled her eyebrows too high. -She looked surprised! Now, your turn!