<p>Don’t buy anything; movie theater food is heavily overpriced.</p>
<p>Should I go to prom?</p>
<p>Remember order of operations. </p>
<p>Who was the first president of the United States?</p>
<p>Yeah, I thought about that as well, but then I remembered you need a time machine for that. 
Actually, I did hear rumours about one, but it turns out it was just a ride at a stupid amusement park.</p>
<p>Anyone got any thoughts they could add here and help this become even sillier?</p>
<p>The proletariat will inevitably overthrow the rich. The Revolution is coming.</p>
<p>What time is it in your land?</p>
<p>A penny saved is a penny earned. </p>
<p>Would you like fries with that?</p>
<p>My ****ing dick hurts.
Yay or nay?</p>
<p>i would not go for creatures like nighthawk.</p>
<p>What can target a manland?</p>
<p>Teh wimmens? How can I be unhelpful when I don’t understand the question?</p>
<p>What are your thoughts on Canine deities?</p>
<p>j**z, in my PANTS.</p>
<p>does anyone know how to fix a v-8 engine?</p>
<p>Bend…and snap. </p>
<p>Could you please direct me to the post office?</p>
<p>And so the saga continues. Tune in next week to see more.</p>
<p>Could you please be unhelpful?</p>
<p>Wow that’s the hardest question I ever had. </p>
<p>What are some fun ways to waste time?</p>
<p>Emancipate the proletariat!</p>
<p>Don’t let this be the thread’s last post.</p>
<p>Press ctrl+W.</p>
<p>Do coconuts migrate?</p>
<p>Check your hair for dinosaurs; they’re everywhere these days.</p>
<p>What is a good shoe brand?</p>
<p>It was all a dream.</p>
<p>Please find a way to show me the number 997.</p>
<p>When that happens to me, I usually sprinkle it with baby powder and hydrochloric acid, and it clears right up! </p>
<p>What is the square root of pi?</p>
<p>So the Red Army just swept through.</p>
<p>What’s on your mind?</p>
<p>ASS.</p>
<p>where you at? (like that old phone comercial)</p>
<p>Post Number 1000!</p>
<p>Please make the 1001st post.</p>