<p>Lol. 1001st post.</p>
<p>How do I get rid of a headache?</p>
<p>I heard banging your head against a hard wall a few times usually clears it up.</p>
<p>Can you say something in English please?</p>
<p>Mais, Je n’ai pas moche…</p>
<p>Please direct me to the best Sushi place in NYC</p>
<p>Don’t eat with your mouth open.</p>
<p>By the way, I don’t understand why BillyMc’s post didn’t count. It says there are 1002 posts but there are 10003.</p>
<p>How do I order pizza?</p>
<p>Dig your own grave.</p>
<p>Where do i find clean toothbrushes?</p>
<p>You can find them anywhere, except for the bathroom. Or any place that sells dental equipment.</p>
<p>Could you please use vowels in your response?</p>
<p>Anywhere if you don’t believe in yourself.</p>
<p>How can I become a horse?</p>
<p>^ Wow, thanks for all those vowels!</p>
<p>I’d look into purchasing a new DVD.</p>
<p>How do I eat cake properly?</p>
<p>Please stow all personal items below the seat in front of you. Cake is not permitted on this aircraft either.</p>
<p>What’s the best time of day to go on a walk on the beach in search of solitude?</p>
<p>obviously the time when there are the least amount of people at the beach.</p>
<p>where is the nearest gas station to the white house?</p>
<p>Over there</p>
<p>How can I get free internet?</p>
<p>I don’t know the closest, but you can get it for free in the gulf. </p>
<p>Why do I keep getting ads for my local community college on this page when this page is known for having elite students?</p>
<p>It is an omen.</p>
<p>How do I get my dog to stop talking to me?</p>
<p>Wow you jerk, the last thing on my mind is sex. Get out if here before I smack you.</p>
<p>What is life</p>
<p>Douglas Adams was X</p>
<p>How can I be more unhelpful in my posts?</p>
<p>By recording you eating dog poo.</p>
<p>Why is the Walking Dead such a bad show (<em>sarcasm</em>)?</p>
<p>Go to bed.</p>
<p>Is there a god?</p>
<p>I really do like chicken nuggets.</p>
<p>How do you make a dress?a</p>
<p>Dance.</p>
<p>Can you call room service?</p>
<p>Only when the moon is squared by the circumference of a western kaleidoscope in the summer of 1982 during the full rotation of the sun.</p>
<p>Why is the world round?</p>