<p>The same color as my shoes.</p>
<p>How do you get rid of a stomach ache?</p>
<p>Stomach aches are pretty bad man. I remember I got one a few days ago and it hurt like hell. I felt like Jesus in that Seth MacFarlane skit. You know, where Jesus is morbidly obese and lets an ailing man die because he’s too busy complaining about how fat he is. That was funny. Seth MacFarlane is hella funny. I guess that’s why Family Guy is the best cartoon comedy ever.</p>
<p>My girlfriend is pregnant and doesn’t want an abortion, wat do?</p>
<p>Buy a picture of Newt Ginrich</p>
<p>I got katamariforever’s girlfriend pregnant, and I don’t want him to find out.</p>
<p>That, my good sir, is the silencer I will attach to my gun before shooting goodnoodle in the back of the head. </p>
<p>In the event that I have a cadaver in my hands (figuratively), what would be the best way to cleanly dispose of it?</p>
<p>Give it to your girlfriend, she’ll do the rest.</p>
<p>How do I get James Franco’s autograph?</p>
<p>Stalk him through any means possible. Harass his security people. Annoy him to no end. Then, he’ll definitely give you one.</p>
<p>Where can I buy some yummy noodles?</p>
<p>none of your beeswax lol</p>
<p>What is your last name?</p>
<p>My surname.</p>
<p>What time is it?</p>
<p>Don’t you have a watch? I just got one, it’s kinda big though. Hey, do you think it’s big? Nevermind i think i’ll just dump it. How do i teach my dog tricks?</p>
<p>You have to eat the crust.</p>
<p>How do I improve my grades?</p>
<p>Hold your teacher hostage until they give you better ones.</p>
<p>Which kind of soda should I buy?</p>
<p>nd dhughrth girthigtrvnfnvmfnv,</p>
<p>What do you do for fun?</p>
<p>How now brown cow.</p>
<p>Do you like sports?</p>
<p>i love hating on celebrity’s children. also, sushi is good. </p>
<p>dafkljlj</p>
<p>trololololololol.</p>
<p>do you like nevershoutnever?</p>
<p>Never. B)</p>
<p>Are you out there anyone? Next person in this thread please tell me I’m not the only one here :)</p>
<p>I don’t speak german, sorry lol…</p>
<p>Tell me if you like heavy metal?</p>
<p>bacon, is good for me!</p>
<p>have you ever heard of king curtis?</p>
<p>He’s a king named curtis.</p>
<p>What should I major in?</p>
<p>Ah – It’s the magical mystery kind
Ah – must be a lie
Bye bye to the too good to be true kind of love
Oh – I could die
Oh now I can die</p>
<p>What is your favorite place that you’ve traveled to?</p>
<p>OMG SPEAKING OF TRAVELED JUSTIN BEIBER IS COMING TO MY STATE! ZOMG <em>FAINT</em></p>
<p>How can I end my satirical obsession with Justin Beiber?</p>