<p>It’s because I love New Mexico.</p>
<p>Should I dye my hair brown?</p>
<p>I don’t know, but I do know that you should stop procrastinating on your homework.</p>
<p>WHY CAN’T I DO MY PROJECT DUE TOMORROW THAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO START IN AUGUST AND HAVEN’T YET?</p>
<p>I’m sleepy.</p>
<p>Where do babies come from?</p>
<p>I’m addicted to chocolate</p>
<p>Is it possible to make my car fly so I can go to Mars?</p>
<p>have you tried chocolate pudding?</p>
<p>I’m afraid of oatmeal.</p>
<p>The way I can be the least helpful is by not asking a question of the next person, thus refusing to continue the established flow of this thread.</p>
<p>Oh really?</p>
<p>When are humans ever going to live in Pluto?</p>
<p>Because he can.</p>
<p>When will I get laid?</p>
<p>eat an ice cream cone
what is 1290380293 multiplied by 243780398?</p>
<p>Um, obviously 12229578237610750173107498165186491738173017425781651783926191055571659136571.</p>
<p>Hm. How can I raise my CR score to 800</p>
<p>@above - use a calculator</p>
<p>what music should i play on my boombox, during my next SAT?</p>
<p>Jazz.</p>
<p>Will I lose my dignity?</p>
<p>Please learn to speak Spanish for maximum effectiveness.</p>
<p>Where am I going to college?</p>
<p>Outer Space</p>
<p>Who are you?</p>
<p>You just lost the game.</p>
<p>How do you sharpen a pencil with a knife?</p>
<p>Like riding a bike, you never forget.</p>
<p>What’s the only thing worse than ranch dressing?</p>
<p>seriously?</p>
<p>how can I get straight A’s</p>
<p>eat ranch dressing.</p>
<p>how can I get into harvard?</p>
<p>hold your breath for 10 seconds, then slowly exhale. If that doesn’t work squawk like a chicken while flapping your arms and bobbing your head. Bwwaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkk!</p>
<p>How should I study in a noisy environment?</p>
<p>wing it.</p>
<p>how do I awaken without an alarm clock?</p>