<p>eat fiber.</p>
<p>how can I lose weight?</p>
<p>Go to McDonald’s.</p>
<p>When will the world end?</p>
<p>When WON’T the world end?</p>
<p>How do you learn to fly?</p>
<p>Okay seriously, whats wrong with you? Fly? YOU? GO TAKE A NAP. Stop wasting aviation safety officers’ time and Ill buy you an ice cream. </p>
<p>What icecream flavour is the best?</p>
<p>Obviously the poop flavored ones. Duh. Go to baskin robbins and they’ll recommend that too.</p>
<p>How to get a boyfriend?</p>
<p>Go into the streets, find a dude, hit him over the head with a beer bottle, tie him up, throw him in your basement. From there, you’ll know what to do. ;)</p>
<p>How do I kiss my girlfriend?</p>
<p>^see your own comment but replace dude with girlfriend.
How do you study for multiple tests on the same day?</p>
<p>procrastinate </p>
<p>How do you tie a tie?</p>
<p>Wrap it around your neck and pull as hard as you can until you stop moving.</p>
<p>How to play the guitar?</p>
<p>Punch yourself in the face 3 1/2 times.</p>
<p>How do I drive a car?</p>
<p>stomp on the gas and crash into everything.</p>
<p>How to sing?</p>
<p>Take a shower.</p>
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<p>Ask her, durrrrr</p>
<p>How do I get good at Starcraft 2?</p>
<p>Eat ice cream.</p>
<p>How do I stop procrastinating?</p>
<p>Play tennis.</p>
<p>How do I walk in four inch high heels?</p>
<p>Walk in flats.</p>
<p>How do I raise my ACT score?</p>
<p>Sent from my X500 using CC</p>
<p>Hold the test results aloft.</p>
<p>How do I get to meet maroon 5?</p>
<p>Build more pylons.</p>
<p>Where can I find a LAN party in formal attire?</p>
<p>Ask a librarian for a reference book</p>
<p>How do I not get supply blocked in sc2?</p>
<p>Dumb yourself down to believing that Dubstep is good music.</p>
<p>What seems to be the problem, officer?</p>