<p>It takes 343 licks to get the center of a Tootsie Pop. That’s actually not that many licks.</p>
<p>How can I become a toaster?</p>
<p>Try using a wet paper towel, using your tongue to seal envelopes is unsanitary. </p>
<p>What college should I go to?</p>
<p>A better question is, what collage should you be making?</p>
<p>How do I make Ramen noodles? The directions are so confusing!</p>
<p>The same way you make Roman noodles. Those Roman folk are very poor spellers…</p>
<p>How do I break world records in Mario Kart?</p>
<p>you should try sharpening a pencil with a knife, you only cut your hands, have to get rid of the pencil shavings, drop pencil shavings everywhere, and have to carry a knife around everywhere just to sharpen pencils.</p>
<p>Is it possible to kill someone with a pair of high heels?</p>
<p>There are many flaws in this question. 1. Why would your heels be high, are you assuming that heels can do drugs? 2. If it were possible to have intoxicated heels, how could you kill someone with them. You are one severe nutcase.</p>
<p>QUICK: Tell me how to make baked onions!</p>
<p>Step 1: Find onions. Step 2: Sprinkle marijuana on the onions. They are now baked.</p>
<p>What makes the world go 'round?</p>
<p>STUDIOUS! YOU’RE ALIVE!!!</p>
<p>Can gold eyeliner look good on anyone?</p>
<p>maybe, but gold flakes getting into your eyes would be very painful.</p>
<p>Which test should I study for first, English or Alt. Energies?</p>
<p>Eggs taste really good when you scramble them.</p>
<p>How did I gain fifteen pounds in two months but still look skinny to everyone else?</p>
<p>Because as the mass of the earth approaches terminal velocity the sky turns purple. </p>
<p>Where did I leave my car keys?</p>
<p>Keys Keys Keys Keys on Van Nuys!</p>
<p>How do you skydive?</p>
<p>By finding a leprechaun named Sky and forcing him to waterboard terrorists.</p>
<p>How do I intentionally lose a debate round without making it look intentional?</p>
<p>The square root of 69 is 8 point something.</p>
<p>Why am I slacking off in class?</p>
<p>It won’t blend, we’ve come to that conclusion.</p>
<p>What type of animal should I get as a pet?</p>
<p>Boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom bass</p>
<p>Did anyone else hear that Alec Baldwin might be leaving 30 Rock?</p>
<p>you should read extremely loud and incredibly close. it’s seriously amazing.</p>
<p>is it possible to time travel?</p>
<p>Time doesn’t matter because trophies really help your self-esteem. </p>
<p>How high of heels are too high?</p>
<p>I need new slippers…</p>
<p>Where’s Waldo?</p>
<p>I never really liked papaya.</p>
<p>How can I put an end to my chronic procrastination and laziness?</p>