<p>I’ll tell you tomorrow.</p>
<p>Should I ask for an iPad for my birthday?</p>
<p>i’m excited for earth day!!!</p>
<p>how do I climb a really, really tall tree?</p>
<p>blow your nose</p>
<p>how do I win at tic-tac-toe?</p>
<p>XOXOXOXOXOXO</p>
<p>How do I stop buffering?</p>
<p>Close the window…</p>
<p>…otherwise the cold air from outside will keep slowing everything down.</p>
<p>How do I step up my ping-pong game?</p>
<p>you just lost the game!</p>
<p>how do i do cooler stuff with bb coding?</p>
<p>you drink water!</p>
<p>how do I add negative numbers to pi?</p>
<p>Banned for not being in the wrong game, like me</p>
<p>Step on a crack break your mother’s…?</p>
<p>shack.</p>
<p>how do you lose the game? heh</p>
<p>install gentoo.</p>
<p>How can I rustle someone’s jimmies?</p>
<p>Go to bed.</p>
<p>How do you find a lost wallet?</p>
<p>MONEY $$$$</p>
<p>how do people win pie-eating contests without throwing up or something?</p>
<p>No thank you, I don’t really like eggplant.</p>
<p>Please be unhelpful.</p>
<p>SHHH, too much paradox-y stuff for my brain to comprehend.</p>
<p>Why am I so cold?</p>
<p>Got such a supple wrist</p>
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<p>How much raw cookie dough is too much?</p>
<p>I learned about photosynthesis in first grade.</p>
<p>How can I boost my SAT score by 300 points in five minutes?</p>
<p>Haha, someone got a low SAT score!</p>
<p>How can I get from here to there?</p>
<p>By being everywhere.</p>
<p>Are you the one I’ve been looking for?</p>
<p>It’s been so rainy all day. I hope it’s not like this tomorrow.</p>
<p>Can you fly if you glue feathers to your arms?</p>
<p>tar and feathering was painful.</p>
<p>can you recommend some music ot me?</p>