<p>Walls make really great music.</p>
<p>How can I fix my chair?</p>
<p>Chainsaws work really well.</p>
<p>What is magical about Disney World?</p>
<p>I wonder what’s for dinner tonight.</p>
<p>How can I grow four inches taller?</p>
<p>Time is relative, qtpiginger</p>
<p>How can I become an opera singer</p>
<p>Helium balloons.</p>
<p>How can I learn to read faster?</p>
<p>Haha @ the tags.</p>
<p>How do I break someone’s heart?</p>
<p>On Valentine’s Day, find someone with one of those chocolate boxes shaped as a heart. Then rip it in two. Heart = broken.</p>
<p>Where is that darn’d Waldo?</p>
<p>Up your a** and around the corner. </p>
<p>How do I volunteer as tribute?</p>
<p>I think bottled water tastes funny.</p>
<p>Why does celery taste so bad?</p>
<p>Because celery is made up of cells and mitochondria tastes like bird poop.</p>
<p>Why is there no legit information online about Elizabethan pubs?</p>
<p>I wish I was fluent in all the six official languages of the world (I already got English down pat).</p>
<p>What’s the difference between jam, jelly, and preserve?</p>
<p>The wildlife got in a car crash.</p>
<p>Why do I keep forgetting to take my vitamins?</p>
<p>Because I’ve I’ve I’ve I’ve I’ve…<em>heart attack</em></p>
<p><em>survives heart attack</em></p>
<p>How can I survive another full year of high school?</p>
<p>eat peanut M&Ms if you’re not allergic</p>
<p>Where should I put my box of chocolate?</p>
<p>Where the rest of the boxes go, silly!</p>
<p>Is there a god?</p>
<p>i like cheese</p>
<p>what goes good with olive tapenade? ):</p>
<p>Olives of course</p>
<p>Should I propose to my girlfriend?</p>
<p>Badminton is my favorite sport.</p>
<p>How can I make my hair grow really long?</p>
<p>Yes.</p>
<p>Where’s my coat?</p>
<p>In my belly</p>
<p>Why am I asian?</p>