<p>I’m already as unhelpful as possible, I don’t need a thread telling me to do that.</p>
<p>You eat it. Then you turn it, open it, and lick it. Then you dip it in the milk.</p>
<p>Why are we posting at the same time?</p>
<p>Just work hard enough and you too could be President of the United States.</p>
<p>Hipsters keep burning my clothes. What should I do?</p>
<p>Put them on again before they’re cool (sorry, I couldn’t resist helping!)</p>
<p>Invisible Children won’t leave my house!</p>
<p>Only 30 school days left till regents’ week!</p>
<p>Why are anorexics skinnier than bulimics?</p>
<p>Because of the supernatural forces of owls.</p>
<p>Why did the chicken cross the road?</p>
<p>And I’d LOVE for you to explain it for the nth time, rsignh! Come on, lay it all out again.</p>
<p>Sorry guys… phone spazzed out. Disregard my inane babble.</p>
<p>I’m so effing tired.</p>
<p>Me too.</p>
<p>What color rainboots should I buy?</p>
<p>Why do I have to keep reviving this thread?</p>
<p>How do I make a homemade bassoon?</p>
<p>The only way you can make it…with a factory</p>
<p>Why do I always end up on CC instead of studying for my AP exams?</p>
<p>Because I told you so.</p>
<p>How do I learn piglatin?</p>
<p>Talk to a Latin pig.</p>
<p>How can I get my teacher to love me more than as a student? ;D</p>
<p>Uninstall your current browser and replace it with Notepad.</p>
<p>How do I cook lamb curry?</p>
<p>YOU COMB IT’S HAIR. then it kicks you and eats you. While i’m laughing at chu, i’ll go to a restaurant eating LAMB CURRY.</p>
<p>How do you become the awesomest Asian ■■■■■ of all time? >;3</p>
<p>You die in a hole.</p>
<p>Where do i go to get my shoe waxed?</p>
<p>Get out of the US and. Run towards the Sahara desert. Live with no water or food. We need you as a science experiment on starvation</p>
<p>I heard the library will work</p>
<p>Is it better to get a 12lb bowling ball or 13lb bowling ball?</p>