GAME: Be as unhelpful as possible.

<p>Your wrist is so weak.
Do you like pringles?</p>

<p>Lays chips are my favorite!</p>

<p>Can you teach me how to Dougie?</p>

<p>For problems 13-21, please refer to Example 5.</p>

<p>How may I help you?</p>

<p>BUT…that ruins the…the…ERGGHHHHHH</p>

<p>Anyway, can I pass my drivers test?</p>

<p>If my heart was a compass you’d be north</p>

<p>How should I style my hair tomorrow?</p>

<p>Otto Von Bismarck unified Germany, yes. </p>

<p>How will I score on my ap euro exam Friday?</p>

<p>There’s no such thing as AP Euro. There’s only AP Yen. Learn your international currencies!</p>

<p>Should I go to the gym today?</p>

<p>Reply hazy, try again</p>

<p>Where in my house can i find some AAA batteries for my mouse?</p>

<p>In the mouse. However they are dead</p>

<p>Where can i go to get my life back on track</p>

<p>duh, a track!</p>

<p>why does the dalai lama have a twitter?</p>

<p>No, llamas don’t have twitters.</p>

<p>How do I find a best friend?</p>

<p>Stick your head in a garbage can and count backwards from infinity</p>

<p>Any advice on girls?</p>

<p>Brush your teeth with a bottle of jack, like Ke$ha. </p>

<p>What types of steak can i eat as a vegan?</p>

<p>Victoria’s secret is safe with me.</p>

<p>How can I get a job at Goldman Sachs?</p>

<p>Give King Midas a hug.</p>

<p>Which book should I read this summer for my project?</p>

<p>Don’t. Let a book read you.</p>

<p>Why is my cup purple?</p>

<p>Bunnies bathe in them</p>

<p>Why is Jaejoong Kim so adorable? ; ~ ; ?</p>

<p>Become a sparkly fairy. </p>

<p>What should I do with my carrot?</p>

<p>Has the dalai lama ever visited your Grandpa? He visited mine.</p>

<p>How do you feel about Amendment One in North Carolina?</p>

<p>North and South Carolina should become one state.</p>

<p>Having a good mother’s day anyone?</p>