<p>My Ihop had the worst service possible!</p>
<p>Why does my scratchy throat sound like it belongs to a 60-year-old smoking woman?</p>
<p>I really hate walking by smokers and coughing really badly. I feel like they think I’m guilt tripping them, when the vast majority of the time I’m not.</p>
<p>Is my cat dead or just on a 6-month vacation away from the house? :l</p>
<p>I would not recommend going to a cat house. </p>
<p>Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?</p>
<p>Tomorrow.</p>
<p>Why do I actually like my raspy voice? What will happen when my vocal chords decide to go back to their high-pitched girly tone?</p>
<p>When the clock strikes 12, take the children and run to Canada. </p>
<p>Why do I not feel like studying this week?</p>
<p>There are people dying of old age and all you can think about is studying??? (tried to find the least offensive cause of death)</p>
<p>Red Rover, Red Rover…</p>
<p>Blue Ivy Carter.</p>
<p>What will I look like in ten years?</p>
<p>Like a ten-year old.</p>
<p>Tomorrow is the AP Statistics exam. Any last-minute tips?</p>
<p>The American Revolution happened after the Agricultural Revolution.</p>
<p>Will this summer be unbearably hot?</p>
<p>It’s Autumn in Australia.</p>
<p>Am I pregnant?</p>
<p>Yes, with triplets.</p>
<p>What can I do to look older than 17?</p>
<p>go feed bunnies.</p>
<p>Why do i have insomnia?</p>
<p>Ferris Bueller, you’re my hero.</p>
<p>How do I count to ten in Swahili?</p>
<p>One in Swahili, two in Swahili, three in Swahili, four in Swahili, five in Swahili, six in Swahili, seven in Swahili, eight in Swahili,nine in Swahili, ten in Swahili!</p>
<p>What’s the best book for learning World History?</p>
<p>Harry Potter.</p>
<p>What is tomorrow gonna bring?</p>
<p>Who cares? YOLO</p>
<p>What am I going to eat for dinner tonight?</p>
<p>Elephants play in mud. </p>
<p>Blue or pink?</p>
<p>Be sure to use only organic baby carrots. </p>
<p>How do I get an orange juice stain out of the carpet?</p>
<p>Bleach. Bleach everywhere.</p>
<p>What language is most useful for travelling in the Middle East?</p>
<p>Kling-on</p>
<p>Who wants to write my essay?</p>