<p>Because giraffes are fantastic.</p>
<p>What is a prime example of deductive reasoning?</p>
<p>I blame the fascists.</p>
<p>What are the socioeconomic stereotypes associated with Cubs and Sox fans?</p>
<p>I think Yankeesfanatic should have the answer to that.</p>
<p>When are we starting our uprising?</p>
<p>When in the course of yes, of course I can fly.</p>
<p>Where would you go if I asked you to find me a bezoar?</p>
<p>10 points from Gryffindor.</p>
<p>Macaroni or potato?</p>
<p>Cauliflower.</p>
<p>Where is my jacket?</p>
<p>10 miles north and 2000 miles west. If you’ve reached the Pacific Ocean you’ve gone too far.</p>
<p>Seen any good movies lately?</p>
<p>No.</p>
<p>Where can I learn how to fly?</p>
<p>The red-headed genie who lives in El Paso, obviously. </p>
<p>How do you juggle?</p>
<p>Ask a lion.</p>
<p>What do you do when your best friend is being annoying?</p>
<p>Throw him up a tree and leave him there.</p>
<p>Who’s going to win the NBA Finals?</p>
<p>The guy with the hair who always throws the ball, duh who else?</p>
<p>How can I make sure I catch a purple butterfly?</p>
<p>Red carpets specialize in that.</p>
<p>Why does the doctor’s office have such a long line?</p>
<p>Because the doctor is more often than not a badger.</p>
<p>How does a refrigerator have such a long lifespan?</p>
<p>I suggest you vacation in France and enjoy the croissants that they have there.</p>
<p>What is 2+2?</p>
<p>The answer is blowin’ in the wind.</p>
<p>Where can I buy a decent key lime pie?</p>
<p>Go post on facebook. </p>
<p>Why is my arm wet?</p>
<p>Because Lord Stark made it happen.</p>
<p>Why do I have a raging sinus headache?</p>
<p>Go ask your pillow pet.</p>
<p>Where can I find cheap eats?</p>
<p>Your local refrigerator. </p>
<p>Is that mahogany?</p>