GAME: Be as unhelpful as possible.

<p>Lets do some gas chromatography and find out.</p>

<p>How can I be more productive this summer?</p>

<p>Sit around, eat some chips, go on Facebook compulsively. </p>

<p>How can I get that 1300 on the SAT, since my first time was only 1290?</p>

<p>Cross out the 2 and 9 with a sharpie and add a 3 and 0. </p>

<p>What should I watch on tv today?</p>

<p>Did you try ctrl-alt-delete </p>

<p>Why is a bird in the hand worth two in a bush?</p>

<p>Because you don’t have the overhead costs of trimming the bush.</p>

<p>What should I do with my life?</p>

<p>Pack it in the closet with your monopoly and clue games.</p>

<p>Where did Dexter hide his victim?</p>

<p>In his labOratory… Duh.</p>

<p>What is the function of a rubber duck?</p>

<p>Harry Potter never answered that question.</p>

<p>how do seagulls fly</p>

<p>Pythagorean Theorem is a relativley simple method used to find out a missing length of a right triangle.</p>

<p>Why me?</p>

<p>The function is undefined.</p>

<p>Can anyone suggest a decent TV show?</p>

<p>e^(iπ) + 1 = 0</p>

<p>how do i shot web</p>

<p>Look at your remote.</p>

<p>Do you know what 2+2=?</p>

<p>The dark side of the moon.</p>

<p>How can you tell if milk is spoiled?</p>

<p>Read a fortune cookie.</p>

<p>Where’s Waldo?</p>

<p>Fourth Floor: Spell Damage
(Unliftable jinxes, hexes, and incorrectly applied charms, etc.)</p>

<p>Why is the sky blue?</p>

<p>I’ve been drinking plenty of liquids lately.</p>

<p>What will i get on my final report card?</p>

<p>Gamma rays have a higher frequency than ultraviolet rays.</p>

<p>What is the rotational pattern of an ivy vine?</p>

<p>My cat always licks his balls.</p>

<p>How does a black hole work exactly?</p>

<p>Only honeybees can make honey.</p>

<p>Why not eat with your left foot?</p>

<p>cos(0) = 1.</p>

<p>how does a spectrophotometer work?</p>