<p>I am here today to help you with the college process…since I am bored. Any essays for college or class, any lower level math worksheets/problems, anything else w/e…i will look at. I would love to massacre your essays with my marker and scan them and email them to you. I’m in a nice mood. Anyone want help with anything?</p>
<p>lol sorry logistics…i’d love to give you something to do, but I have nothing for school this weekend, save a couple of spanish sentences that won’t even be graded.</p>
<p>I’m sure someone else would be happy to take advantage your services, however.</p>
<p>Ziggy, nobody wants his “services”…</p>
<p>I will rape your essay with my marker and suggestions.</p>
<p>lol lablondie.</p>
<p>As long as you don’t rape Martha.</p>
<p>Martha has an amnesty card…you on the other hand…</p>
<p>wow…so we’ve gone from hw help to rape…that’s always good.</p>
<p>on the other hand, lablondie is uber hott, so i really couldn’t blame you.</p>
<p>You don’t even know me.</p>
<p>well no one wants hw help…and labla brings it upon herself</p>
<p>Yes she does. Of course, I only mentioned services, you mentioned rape.</p>
<p>Oh…so do you need help with algebra and/or lit essay/analysis…those would be my services. My “services” however are quite different.</p>
<p>Ziggy knows all.</p>
<p>We really do need to post pictures of ourselves on here. But I have some suspicion in logisticslord’s identity…</p>
<p>You will get to know lablondie even better when you learn about her in our course on search/sleuth skills…
She loves being the class lab rat.</p>
<p>And honestly, what kind of suspicion?</p>
<p>When she shows up at class…</p>
<p>Why do I think of dirtiness all of a sudden? Search/Sleuth skills… <em>shudders</em></p>
<p>lol that’s right lablondie, i sit behind you in first period CC-onomics.</p>
<p>Oh, no, it is merely a class lesson, that counts towards a test…and we don’t need her there to complete it :)</p>
<p>and honestly, i must know, what do you suspect of my identity??</p>
<p>Child molester…undercover cop… undercover admissions officer, who knows. Say, how long have you been on here today?</p>