<p>My political test results (I only answered yes or no, I didn’t do the choose another stance.)</p>
<p>Gary Johnson 92
Jill Stein 91
Rocky Anderson 85
Obama 75
Romney 23</p>
<p>I’m pro Obama…</p>
<p>I got:</p>
<p>Jill Stein 94%
Obama 90%
Gary Johnson 78%
Romney 8%</p>
<p>Parties:
Green 97%
Democrats 97%
Libertarian 55%
Republican 2%</p>
<p>All seems about right to me :D</p>
<p>Who<code>s Jill Stein? I</code>ve never even heard of her??? That`s pretty bad of me.
Oh, I got like 87% Republican, 27% Democrat
UKgirl, if you think that you know a lot about Americans by watching American TV, youve got another thing coming. Our TV is.....*slightly* *ahem, sarcasm* over the top and all about reality TV and dumb stuff. The only thing youve gained in knowledge is that youve learned Americans are really dumb to watch all that junk, and theyre lazy. But that`s common knowledge. ;) What kinds of TV shows of ours do you watch?</p>
<p>goodnoodle, for almost everything, I did “Choose another stance”. Too many of my own idea. :rolleyes:</p>
<p>If ukgirl learned everything about America from jersey shore, I will have to kill her :D</p>
<p>Too much TLC and MTV. Jeez.</p>
<p>Never watched Jersey Shore or tv that bad 
And I meant learnt about accents, but it can also be good to learn about a country’s general culture and stances or certain issues, but of course it isn’t an accurate representation of life.</p>
<p>Never heard of Jill Stein before either, but it said she is the green candidate</p>
<p>Does anyone watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo?</p>
<p>Every time I hear a presidential ad on the radio, they drag it put so I have no ides who it<code>s for if I</code>ve never heard the ad before so it`s sort of a fun guessing game.
"Vote for someone who cares...."
Hmmm.....is this the one where they say Obama cares and Romeny doesn`t, or the other way around.</p>
<p>I<code>ve seen ones for both, so I</code>m starting to think they`re both lying ;).</p>
<p>So today I learned that in addition to a Youth City Council meeting tommorow, I also have the 3rd day of basketball tryouts. Once I finish HW, I wont even be able to see election night until like 9. Fantastic :/</p>
<p>Elections are overrated. Impeachment is where it`s at. ;)</p>
<p>I morally cannot watch Here Comes Honey Boo Boo…:P</p>
<p>I find that in the end the candidate’s values/principles/policies matter, as previously stated. To me, one candidate (I won’t say who) seems to be quite dishonest and untrustworthy…</p>
<p>^Shaywod, I know who you`re talking about. That would be goodnoodle, who said we should vote for him and write him in, right? :D</p>
<p>JK goodnoodle, just kidding!</p>
<p>Dishonest?! Look I keep telling you guys, Area 51 is nothing more than a military base! haha</p>
<p>goodnoodle, if you`re running for election, you have to put up with all the media. Tsk, tsk, not a very good candidate. </p>
<p>Let me ask you a few questions about your positions, if I may have the honor to do so:</p>
<p>-What<code>s your stance on school cafeteria food?
-What do you think about vending machines in high school?
-Do you think the age limit for getting a drivers license should be lowered? Or should it increase? Stay the same?
-Speaking of Area 51, what do you think about Aliens?
-If yes to the above question, what about other extra-terrestrials?
-What</code>s your campaign slogan?
-VP?</p>
<p>-Although it has very little to do with running the country, I believe that cafeteria food is always going to be the same level of quality. You can’t expect gourmet food for 2.50.
-I think that vending machines should be in the school in order to generate revenue and provide students with snacks and drinks.
-the drivers age is fine as it is.
- I think that considering the vast universe, other life is likely even if its only microscopic.
- illegal aliens should be allowed to participate in programs where they earn their citizenship.
- “if its not 4.2 it’s not right” (inside joke my friend made about my potential presidential candidacy)
- either boxman or the friend who invented the above slogan. (I legitimately would want her as VP if this was a serious topic)</p>
<p>Oh and bring on the media :D</p>
<p>“If It<code>s Not 4.2, It</code>s Not Right!”
The Goodnoodle Story</p>
<p>With the presidential election upon us, and the campaigning over with, I was finally able to sit down with Goodnoodle, running for the write-in vote for the Noodle is Good party, and talk with him about the current issues our country is facing. School food, for instance. What was his position on it? “I believe cafeteria food is always going to be the same level of quality. You can`t expect gourmet food for $2.50”, Goodnoodle stated. This has been true in past elections, like the Bill Clinton impeachment trial for trying to start a riot over school prices. “Better is expensive,” Clinton argued. But the country did not agree. Be sure to see if history repeats itself in this area.
Upon asking him about having vending machines in schools for students access, he said he was a staunch proponent for it, saying that it would help schools generate revenue, while providing students with food and drink (most likely to offset the school food). An interesting stance, considering the way schools budgets have decreased in the past few years.
Goodnoodle is in favor of keeping the age one may earn their driver’s license the same.
Aliens, microscopic organisms, and more were the next topics of our conversation. He didnt answer specifically whether or not he believed aliens were real, but did state that other life is likely considering how big the universe is. While he didnt express his explicit opinion on the validity of aliens, he did say that illegal aliens should *not* participate in the ACDT program to gain citizenship. For those who haven`t heard of the newest program implemented by NASA and the military yet, the ACDT program stands for the **A**lien **C**itizenship **D**iplomatic **T**reaty. </p>
<p>He credited his friend for creating his slogan, “If it<code>s not 4.2, it</code>s not right”, and says she earns the slot for his VP, which would make her the first female vice president. Is this just a way to reward for a catchy slogan that makes no sense? Is this her ticket to the top? Is it Goodnoodle<code>s? Surprisingly, he didn</code>t seem very afraid of the media, despite multiple threats to pie him (Lemon meringue) </p>
<p>This is election coverage 2012. </p>
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<p>Eh? You have to admit, that was some pretty good writing working for the amount of fake stuff and only a little facts from what you said. Excellent job playing along and answering the questions! </p>
<p>On a more serious note, I know someone who<code>s planning on running for president when he</code>s 35 to become the youngest, so you should run against him then. And use the above for campaigning.</p>
<p>That was really good. It was almost as baseless as the news media!</p>
<p>Personally, i would rather bring on a revolution. Revolutions are less messy than these elections.</p>
<p>oh and jill stien is the green party canidate.
Gary Jonhson is Libertarian
Goode is the “Constitution canidate”
Anderson: Justice Party</p>
<p>where is everyone?</p>
<p>Cem, you can be press secretary after that report.</p>